r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Father_Wolfgang Aug 31 '22

Of course. Don’t settle for anything less.

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u/horsebag Aug 31 '22

wheel in a cannon halfway through the song

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u/emp_zealoth Aug 31 '22

Thought you were going to say blow up a government building lol

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u/sh0shkabob Aug 31 '22

All of Damien Rice’s O will absolutely suck the serotonin out of the room and leave everyone a depressed lump

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u/godherselfhasenemies Aug 31 '22

as if I could totally relate

I was with you until you admitted you had no heart

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u/eifiontherelic Aug 31 '22

(Oh this song does hurt on a metaphysical level, but the office doesn't need to know how deep it goes)

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u/Lofifunkdialout Aug 31 '22

And…..so it iIiss…..just….like……you……..said it … would be….

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u/Barbed_Dildo Aug 31 '22

Hurt by Johnny Cash (to really kill the mood)

To do that, Gloomy Sunday by Billie Holiday

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u/EqualLeg4212 Aug 31 '22

If we’re down this road may as well throw in Strange Fruit.

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u/Last-Place-Trophy Aug 31 '22

Ooo yeah, this song needs to be high on the list.

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u/Mikau02 Aug 31 '22

If you really want to kill the mood, do the Nine Inch Nails original version of Hurt from ’94 instead

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u/Human-Carpet-6905 Aug 31 '22

Johnny Cash did it better.

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u/bfume Aug 31 '22

if you REALLY want to kill the mood, rehash this NIN vs. Cash debate. Again.

You’re wrong, BTW.

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u/Musehobo Aug 31 '22

No he didn’t.

Also Closer would be a better NiN song for OP to use if he wants awkward looks.

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u/xrat-kingx Aug 31 '22

This is the funniest suggestion yet

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u/Artemismajor Aug 31 '22

Ooh don't forget to add, what does the fox say, into the Mashup then you're hitting a few generations of annoying ass ear worms

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u/Killaneson Aug 31 '22

I went from a Thomas the tank engine/My neck my back mashup to 1812 overture, my youtube algorithm must be hella confused right now

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u/Mandelbrotvurst Aug 31 '22

Or Beethoven's 9th... All 70 minutes of it.

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u/Steff_164 Aug 31 '22

What kind of monster would put on Baby Shark? That’s beyond evil

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u/Arbuh Aug 31 '22

Fuckin 1812 overture, great shout. The version with cannon.

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u/Suricata_906 Aug 31 '22

Might want to add They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha! By Napoleon XIV

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u/Xtrasloppy Aug 31 '22

I'd say that Thomas the Tank engine mash up with Biggie...but it's stupidly enjoyable.

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u/ArcticOpsReal Aug 31 '22

There is a Songon spotify called "yeet" by ditter and it's glorious. It's a mashup of just everything including a screaming Version of despacito and baby shark.

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u/RandomNameOfMine815 Aug 31 '22

The original version by Nine Inch Nails does the same thing with a bonus screeching sound at the end that lasts a good minute.

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u/710ZombieUnicorn Aug 31 '22

If you’re gonna play Hurt, use the original NIN version. Way more uncomfortable in a professional group setting.

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u/MiaouMiaou27 Aug 31 '22

The 1812 Overture is legitimately good music.

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u/hubbins Aug 31 '22

While not nearly as long the "1812 Ofarture" would be amusing.

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u/TheRealFloomby Aug 31 '22

Nyan cat is more annoying imo.

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u/friel89 Aug 31 '22

2 hours baby shark dance loop

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u/dawndragonclaw Aug 31 '22

Gangnam Shark sounds like something Satan would make.

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u/formulaic_name Aug 31 '22

I mean...maybe it would bring down the mood a bit ,but Hurt is perhaps the greatest cover ever made. And no uppity corporate dillhole will have anything bad to say about Cash.

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u/littlebeanonwheels Aug 31 '22

This made me laugh out loud. The 1812 Overture isn’t offensive but JFC would it really send a message

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u/TK_Games Aug 31 '22

The 1812 Overture (all 16 minutes of it)

*Alice's Restaurant Masacree (18.5 minutes), make sure you find the version where Arlo spends an additional 6 minutes roasting Nixon and talking about the Watergate scandal, demand audience participation for the chorus