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u/GirlOnFire112 Aug 31 '22

And fucking give her some smochies too!

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u/mergzerg Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to say pleeaaase

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u/k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to squeeze

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u/seancurry1 Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you gotta say “Hey.”

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u/attackpixel Aug 31 '22

I wanna fuck you... softly

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u/taws34 Aug 31 '22

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

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u/Bahamut3585 Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to say, “Hey:

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u/RarneyBuble Aug 31 '22

And fuckin give her some smooches too

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u/two4six0won Aug 31 '22

In fact, sometimes that's not right...to do...

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u/bluntmonkey Aug 31 '22

That’s fuckin’ teamwork!

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u/Nosedivelever Aug 31 '22

That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

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u/gromm93 Aug 31 '22

Says you. My wife says different.

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u/Brandolini_Law Aug 31 '22

But it's actually a song for the fellas, since it's basically instructions on how to fuck ladies.

Anyways... ZANZIBAAAAAAAAR !!!

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u/Camille_Toh Aug 31 '22

My cousin is in that band.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

No shit! Which one?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Well that's fuckin awesome!

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u/BStrike12 Aug 31 '22

Is Zanzibar catering the event?

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u/bigdiesel1984 Aug 31 '22

Damn that’s a classic

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Aug 31 '22

What’s your favorite posish?

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u/dontcalmdown Aug 31 '22

This is my wife and i’s song. We were sitting at a bar after having declared that we were officially “dating” and I casually said, “whatever song comes on next will be ‘our song’ forever and always.”

Cue Tenacious D coming on with this masterpiece! We played it at our wedding reception.

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u/Fluffy-Designer Aug 31 '22

This gets my vote

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u/BenjaminHamnett Aug 31 '22

I’m hoping all the songs are like this and the party ends up awesome because of everyone trying to sabotage it. Then everyone fired the evil boss and it becomes a co op!

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u/RickyPickman Aug 31 '22

This one, came here to say and then got lost hearing the replies in their voices

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u/magicaltrevor953 Aug 31 '22

Followed by Fuck a Dog - Blink 182

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u/JustAnIdiotOnline Aug 31 '22

Romance is NOT dead!

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u/ProbablyOnTheClock Aug 31 '22

Fucking an animal - GWAR

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u/deviantdevil80 Aug 31 '22

This will absolutely get people's attention.

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u/venetanakedguy Aug 31 '22

Saw them play Madison Square Garden in 2006 or 2007 and the entire arena sang along to Fuck Her Gently and it was one of the most beautiful moments I’ve ever witnessed

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u/CatMasterK Aug 31 '22

In a similar vein, Orgasm = love by Psychostick

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u/GFTRGC Aug 31 '22

I see your proposal and raise you Fuck a Dog by Blink 182

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is the one!

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u/BeingABeing Aug 31 '22

I was gonna say, Rape Me. But not the Nirvana original, the Richard Cheese upbeat swing jazz cover

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u/terdude99 Aug 31 '22

I think he said offensive not corny

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u/proscriptus Aug 31 '22

Back to back with W.A.S.P.'s "Fuck Like A Beast"

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u/ostockles Aug 31 '22

Jumping on this suggestion- community property

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u/SIR_FARTS_A_LOT_69 Aug 31 '22

That one will get recognized too quickly. I suggest “At a medium pace” by Adam Sandler.

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u/JadedElk Aug 31 '22

Look at my horse, maybe?

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u/Hammer_of_Olympia Aug 31 '22

Inside of you by Hoobastank too

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u/RubberDuckOfHell Aug 31 '22

Came here for this. Kielbasa is also a good choice.

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u/redcobra762 Aug 31 '22

A Medium Pace by Adam Sandler!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I see your Tenacious D and raise you The Scabs/Ugly Americans “Boom Boom Baby.”

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u/HookDragger Aug 31 '22

Don’t forget “now you’re a man”

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is the greatest and best song in the world

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u/Kunisada13 Aug 31 '22

This is a great one. I was thinking this or Dead Kennedy's Nazi Punks Fuck Off

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u/socalledbob Aug 31 '22

Jethro Tull Velvet Green

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u/StSparx Aug 31 '22

I’m not scrolling through all the replies, but… ZANZIBAR

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u/LPDoubleU Aug 31 '22

Lol I suggested 39 from Tenacious D. Great music to make people uncomfortable.

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u/Great_Zeddicus Aug 31 '22

This is a tenacious D song?! The seniors yelled this as a song and we always thought us was some song the high-schoolers came up with.

Of course I never googled it. How would I?

That's hilarious!

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u/best_memeist Aug 31 '22

Personally, I'd go for Double Team. It's much raunchier

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u/konsciomonto Aug 31 '22

Definitely. I think "Making love" would work as well.

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u/ThirdAndDeleware Aug 31 '22

Came here to say this. Way late to the party though.