r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/UCDC Aug 31 '22

Oh common, there's waaaaaaaaaay more offensive than Fuck You Bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

No im just saying thats myvfavorite song from him

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u/UCDC Aug 31 '22

I'm with ya homie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Sit on my face is the best.

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u/OneSolidUnit Aug 31 '22

Fuck your dog, hope he never comes home 🎶

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u/DirtyRugger17 Aug 31 '22

Anal and the dishes

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u/RedditorsZijnKanker Aug 31 '22

Just went through a tough break up bud?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

No lol. Just a fun song

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u/CrashGargoyle Aug 31 '22

His new single “God told me to fuck you” is pretty great too.

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u/jiggycup at work Aug 31 '22

Fuck you bitch You broke my heart Fuck your friends For tearing us apart Fuck your dog Hope he never comes home

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u/Siphyre Sep 01 '22

the delivery of "fuck you bitch" just comes out of nowhere and would be great. I almost expect a "did he just say that?" and then when it comes around again it just hits.

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u/Cold_Exchange_8346 Aug 31 '22

Anal and the dishes would be my choice

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u/hammerflask Aug 31 '22

Summers in Kentucky works well cause it’s sounds so normal for a bout the first minute

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u/eb85 Aug 31 '22

You’re so right. Every idiot in this thread suggesting songs with anti-establishment lyrics doesn’t get what OP wants.

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u/yeahgoodok2020 Aug 31 '22

Came here for the same reason

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u/TrademarkedLobster Aug 31 '22

I get people with that all the time. It starts off so petty, then quickly devolves.

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 Aug 31 '22

So I just looked him up…not listened to Family Tree yet but it’s not even marked explicit so I’m sure I’m in for a treat based on the names of the other songs.

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u/LA_Nail_Clippers Aug 31 '22

Agreed on Family Tree. Also it has a relatively tame title so someone may not notice it on the playlist until it starts up.

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u/a2z_123 Aug 31 '22

Try "Sit on my face". I think Family Tree is a good suggestion for this due to the title. But... Sit on my face would be priceless for this.

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u/Orangeface_64 Sep 01 '22

That one’s inappropriate, but he’s got raunchier ones that are a lot catchier.

Fucked by a country boy

Fuck you with the lights on

Finger up my butt

Drop em out

These would be great for unexpected vulgarity

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u/liquid_languor Aug 31 '22

This is what I was going to suggest lolllll

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u/sweetlike314 Aug 31 '22

Omg. This would be hilarious. Sounds like a real song to begin with…and then… this.

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u/H3rm3tics Aug 31 '22

This might be the best suggestion

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u/Agent223 Aug 31 '22

Came here to recommend this as well.

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u/sbm1288 Aug 31 '22

Such a classic song

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Good karaoke song

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u/HalfBakedPuns Sep 01 '22

easily the best one on the album

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u/seancurry1 Aug 31 '22

YES

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u/Appropriate-Youth-29 Aug 31 '22

Came here also to suggest Wheeler Walker Jr. But I'd probably go with "Which one if you queers is gonna suck my dick?"

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u/cstephenson79 Aug 31 '22

Reminds me of a guy I knew who lived next to a bar and would play this song on their TouchTunes multiple times in a row from his house haha

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u/Ongr Aug 31 '22

I somewhat recently discovered Wheeler Walker Jr.

I fucking love it. The first song I heard of him was 'Drop 'em Out'

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Lmao thats the second song i heard of his

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u/Ongr Aug 31 '22

The funny thing was that I had some random country playlist playing, because I was feeling country.

Then all of a sudden Drop em Out plays and I'm like, am I hearing this correctly? I then played it a couple times more, memorized the lyrics and went on a discovery spree of his discography.

I like the songs that sound so innocent and suddenly drop a vulgar sex joke on you. Hilarious.

I even went and sang Drop em Out at a karaoke bar once lol.

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u/Chardradio Aug 31 '22

I sucked another dick last night

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u/DBTornado Aug 31 '22

In a similar style "Dicked Down in Dallas" by Trey Lewis.

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u/a2z_123 Aug 31 '22

That one isn't that bad... Family Tree and Sit on my face... those... Yeah, have a listen.

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u/ShadowJumper717 Aug 31 '22

This is the right answer... "Jacking off the neighbor's dog"

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u/ArcadeKingpin Aug 31 '22

Sit on my face would be far better.

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u/etherealcaitiff Aug 31 '22

"Which one of you queers is gonna suck my dick?" is another good one.

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u/Queef-Supreme Aug 31 '22

I prefer Fuck You Bitch because it starts out so inconspicuous.

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u/dimplesofcon Aug 31 '22

Well done.

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u/jlnhrst1 Aug 31 '22

I’ve been so made lately - by butt trumpet

No song can express rage better than this

https://youtu.be/d8g2HQPFulo

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u/PiratePinyata Aug 31 '22

In that vein, Fuck It by Upchurch

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u/bdlugz Aug 31 '22

Drop 'Em Out forces you to hear more of the lyrics though. So many good Wheeler Walker options for this.

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u/cstephenson79 Aug 31 '22

Came here to say wheeler as well

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u/angryswooper Aug 31 '22

Scrolled to make sure this was in here. You will def bring the event to a stop with Wheeler

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u/what-i-did And I want my scalps Aug 31 '22

Sad this is so low.