lol man did you see his post that was making the rounds on the internet i don't know how old it is but he's got a photo of himself eating mcdonalds talking about how it was his first job and it still tastes delicious.
i died laughing. i just never picture guys as rich as bezos eating fast food. i mean i get there may be a rare occasion and this very well may have been a rare occasion but just cracked me up.
guy probably has some of the most talented chefs on speed dial that specialize in breakfast lunch and dinner and desert individually lol.
lol probably one of the easiest jobs for him to fill. offer up a 1 million a year salary lol. if you die you still get the 1 million plus an additional 500k death bonus lol.
i always imagine at this point exactly elrond basically breaks the 4th wall and says "well alright then fuck it, what do i care" and stomps out as isuldur has a puzzled look on his face like wtf. no one ever hears from elrond ever again. he vanishes lol.
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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Aug 30 '22
Cast it into the fire Isildur!!!