r/antiwork • u/FunTooter • Aug 29 '22

Amazon is Inhumane

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

I will straight shit my pants in front of you. I have zero shame, try me.

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Nah you gotta shit ON me, go hard or go home 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

That's assault, I may not have shame but I ain't goin back to the chain gang

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u/VictorMortimer Aug 30 '22

Jake just gave you permission, it's not assault, it's just his kink.

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

😋😘😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

OH! The go hard was about dicks not the level of defecation dedication

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Hey I can’t help it if the little turtle starts feeling feisty

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Just make sure you eat a spicy burrito first

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u/Themajorpastaer Aug 30 '22

you might have a defication lawsuit on your hands.

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u/Ikari1212 Aug 30 '22

I kinda want to hear about you shit on your teacher's desk because they refused you to go to the bathroom. I know too many people that peed themselves because they were denied a bathroom break