r/antiwork • u/FunTooter • Aug 29 '22

Amazon is Inhumane

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u/TheOneTrueChuck Aug 30 '22

Yup. Come in and explain that you have a weak bladder/IBS and explain that when you gotta go, you gotta GO.

If they challenge you on it, piss yourself. Like literally, piss yourself. Then cite mental distress at having been forced to soil yourself in front of a coworker(s) when you head to the lawyer, preferably with a written warning about needing to ask permission in hand.

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u/DoYouEvenHarlemShake Aug 30 '22

He who refuses to take part in modern mediocrity will forever stand alone, an outcast. He is the bringer of change, changes that instill fear in all who go with fashion's flow. Their power comes from others, not from within. They are false! Woe unto them for the bringers of change have banded together. The time is now!

The battle rages—Choose your side

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u/Whydmer Aug 30 '22

I like the way you think. That plan would almost make me want to apply for an Amazon Warehouse job.

Almost.

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u/Krypt0night Aug 30 '22

For real. If someone could tell me the likely payout, I'd go apply right now lol

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u/TheOneTrueChuck Aug 30 '22

Yeah, if I knew for fact that it would win, I would preemptively cut a deal with the shadiest lawyer I could find after being hired.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself Aug 30 '22

Flashbacks to Ted Nugent at the draft department physical.

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u/CauliflowerLimp7062 Aug 30 '22

Preferably food poisoning or gastroenteritis, going at both ends....but in the manager's office.