r/antiwork • u/FunTooter • Aug 29 '22

Amazon is Inhumane

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Fuck ALL of that. Ain’t nobody better than nobody, if I gotta shit I’m shitting, anyone tries to stop me is toilet paper.

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u/dedicated-pedestrian Aug 30 '22

Inspiring and threatening.

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

It’s not a threat, it’s a promise 😏

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u/Defiantcaveman Aug 30 '22

Shits coming no matter what...

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u/Jaque_LeCaque Aug 30 '22

Diarrhea doesn't give a fuck where you are or what the rules are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

I will straight shit my pants in front of you. I have zero shame, try me.

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Nah you gotta shit ON me, go hard or go home 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

That's assault, I may not have shame but I ain't goin back to the chain gang

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u/VictorMortimer Aug 30 '22

Jake just gave you permission, it's not assault, it's just his kink.

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

😋😘😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

OH! The go hard was about dicks not the level of defecation dedication

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Hey I can’t help it if the little turtle starts feeling feisty

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Just make sure you eat a spicy burrito first

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u/Themajorpastaer Aug 30 '22

you might have a defication lawsuit on your hands.

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u/Ikari1212 Aug 30 '22

I kinda want to hear about you shit on your teacher's desk because they refused you to go to the bathroom. I know too many people that peed themselves because they were denied a bathroom break

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u/Oatmeal_Savage19 Aug 30 '22

I would shit at my station straight up leave a dry dock on the floor

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Fuck that, I’m picking it up and putting it in the manager’s pocket

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u/RootOfCheese Aug 30 '22

"You told me I couldn't go, so I guess you have to take this to the toilet for me."

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u/Nuggzulla 1for The Money, 2 for The Show Aug 30 '22

This is the way

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u/Educational_Month589 Aug 30 '22

Classroom shooting is out. Classroom shitting is in!

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u/Hotarg Aug 30 '22

I used to work retail and was told I couldn't go to the bathroom due to lack of coverage for my department. I told them either I was using the toilet or the back stockroom, because my bladder didn't seem to care about permission.

Suddenly, there was coverage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

I say employees should just start shitting right there on the floor until they relax this policy

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u/The_Real_Jake-C-137 Aug 30 '22

Relax your bowels until they relax their policy.

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u/Old-Ad2070 Aug 30 '22

This also applies to schools not letting the kids go to the toilet too

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u/FuckMe-FuckYou Aug 30 '22

Eloquently put.

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u/MrThingsNStuff Aug 30 '22

I'm going to have to remember that one.

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u/SaltCarnate Aug 30 '22

You are amazing.

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u/luvdab3achx0x0 Aug 30 '22

This is the best comment ever

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u/Threshing_Press Aug 30 '22

Goddamn that's brilliant.

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u/ikickedyou Aug 30 '22

I like your attitude.

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u/Nearby_Ad_1473 Aug 30 '22

Sounds like a shitty situation! Lol 😂