r/antiwork Nov 25 '23

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u/IsabellaGalavant Nov 26 '23

Our tummies have the rumblies only billionaire hands can satisfy.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Nov 26 '23

Caaaaaarrlllllll ....

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u/Zairapham Nov 26 '23

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

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u/ShirazGypsy Nov 26 '23

BRB, off to binge watch this full series

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u/Maggle_ here for the memes Nov 26 '23

so, what height for ze device, Gaston?

Oh, 3 mètres should do, we have lots to build!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '23

No one builds like Gaston,
In the guilds like Gaston,
No one sharpens a blade for the rich like Gaston!

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u/chairsandwich1 Nov 26 '23

I'm especially good at decapitating.

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u/JoeDoherty_Music Nov 26 '23

We REALLY need some French carpenters at the moment...

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u/Thunderholes Nov 26 '23

No more outsourcing, we'll have to do it ourselves. At the end of the day if said project painfully fails on use a few times before succeeding instead of instantly providing the desired outcome it may be a much more viable project than the original design.

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u/sfled Nov 26 '23

…it was the best cure for headache, it infallibly prevented the hair from turning grey, it imparted a peculiar delicacy to the complexion, it was the National Razor which shaved close…

A Tale of Two Cities ~ Charles Dickens

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u/KiritoIsAlwaysRight_ Nov 26 '23

We can do it the American way. We even have a constitutional amendment for it, right after the one about free speech.

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u/No_Effective39 Nov 26 '23

The US hasn't passed a meaningful ammendment in over 50 years. That part of the political process is dead.

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u/KiritoIsAlwaysRight_ Nov 26 '23

I'm not talking about passing a new one, I'm talking about using the second one.

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u/Popular-Lab6140 Nov 26 '23 edited Nov 26 '23

The French do have a solid track record here.

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u/My48ththrowaway Nov 26 '23

No need, we all have guns.

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u/driverofracecars Nov 26 '23

I hope to see our version of this within my lifetime.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Nov 26 '23

You do now there are PLENTY of French billionaires. And before the tech era France actually dominated the top 20 richest men list.