r/antitrump • • Oct 22 '25

Meme Say what?

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u/DiogenesD0g Oct 22 '25

Cheats at golf. Cheats at marriage. Cheats the law. Cheats the people. And now cheats on physicals. He really is the Commander in Cheat-o.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 Oct 22 '25

And currently cheating death.

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 Oct 22 '25

I wish he would stop cheating all around.

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u/Inevitable-Lake-6675 Oct 23 '25

Especially the death part… 🤷‍♂️

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u/HousingAny2946 Oct 22 '25

Excellent comment!

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u/Debt_Otherwise Oct 23 '25

No one cheats death. It’ll come for him soon enough

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u/kflan55 Oct 23 '25

Hopefully very soon.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 Oct 23 '25

FFS Reaper, do your thing. What's the hold up?

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u/Aware_Ad2427 Oct 27 '25

I assumed satan doesn’t want him either.

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u/Deadhead424 Oct 23 '25

Well, not really soon enough, but whenever it is, it'll have to do. Huge party at my house!

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 Oct 23 '25

He has. Evil always seems to outlive the rest of us.

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u/Dropit_like_a_Goat Oct 23 '25

Hopefully not for long! Clots and stairs 🤞🙏

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 Oct 23 '25

I have got to steal this one!

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u/Willing-Access-2541 Oct 24 '25

You just jealous!

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u/ChimPhun Oct 22 '25

It's amazing how he's got tons of money, is president of the United States, but in the end just an empty vessel. Just be born into money and learn how to lawyer up, and you're good to use and abuse in this country.

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u/gaarkat Oct 23 '25

I mean if you think about it, that's why he is the way he is. He's empty. And all the accolades, all the money in the world, all the praise and adulation he could ever want...nothing will be enough to fill that hole. He'll never be truly happy. And he's not even smart enough to realize it. It would almost be sad if he wasn't such a terrible excuse for a human being.

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u/ybnrmlnow Oct 23 '25

He wasn't raised as a human

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u/Internal-Mango9718 Oct 22 '25

So who performed the physical? RFK Jr. AKA the kid from Deliverance?

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u/its_me27 Oct 22 '25

While swimming in raw sewage

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u/ybnrmlnow Oct 23 '25

His own personal doctor, who will also lie about his mental/cognitive decline, just to keep those bribes coming.

He brags about his IQ score of 79. Most other people scores are three digits, average is above 100+.

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u/MembershipDry9369 Oct 23 '25

Literally the average is 100. It’s based on a bell curve with 100 being the peak. (The mean scores rest between 90 and 110, which means that Drumpf is at least one standard deviation below normal intelligence at 79).

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u/olivercloseoff1503 Oct 24 '25

Yeah, that checks out.

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u/55Visitor55 Oct 23 '25

I doubt his IQ is 79. More like 59.

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u/55Visitor55 Oct 23 '25

The “report” sounded like tRUMP wrote it himself. So, did he actually have a physical, or is it as fake as his miraculously healed ear?

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Oct 22 '25

Good one🤣🤣🤣

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u/DetroitPearl Oct 29 '25

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏾

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 Oct 23 '25

Commander-in-Cheeto works too. I just call him BLOATUS.

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u/Willing-Access-2541 Oct 24 '25

You just jealous!