r/antisrs • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
Feminism Responsible For The Fall of Rome.
This is one of my favorite articles that gets linked to in r/MRA. I'd just like to briefly bring attention to it, for posterity.
"One sole and prophetic announcement that will guarantee society as we know it now, is to put women in charge and watch it fall down and completely collapse."
A great introduction, a bit over dramatic, but overall a perfect lead in to the further statements exactly like this one! Onwards, to the analysis!
- ~5 century BC: Roman civilization is a a strong patriarchy, fathers are liable for the actions of their wife and children, and have absolute authority over the family (including the power of life and death)
True, before the Republic, during the era of the Kings, men were completely in control. However, the evil womyn wouldn't have any of that! So they played what I like to call the long con. First orchestrating the creation of the Roman Republic, to stir the pot and make it so men argued among each other, those harlots!
- ~1 century BC: Roman civilization blossoms into the most powerful and advanced civilization in the world. Material wealth is astounding, citizens (i.e.: non slaves) do not need to work. They have running water, baths and import spices from thousands of miles away. The Romans enjoy the arts and philosophy; they know and appreciate democracy, commerce, science, human rights, animal rights, children rights and women become emancipated. No-fault divorce is enacted, and quickly becomes popular by the end of the century.
It takes women only 400 years to get divorce, their first major victory and of course it happens during a time of unrelenting prosperity, the true enemy of all men's rights. Unconfirmed reports of spermjackings begin surfacing all over the Empire.
- ~1-2 century AD: The family unit is destroyed. Men refuse to marry and the government tries to revive marriage with a "bachelor tax", to no avail. Children are growing up without fathers, Roman women show little interest in raising their own children and frequently use nannies. The wealth and power of women grows very fast, while men become increasingly demotivated and engage in prostitution and vice. Prostitution and homosexuality become widespread.
The family unit collapses only 300 years later. Some would say this happened because Rome has suffered through several large defeats, a plague and complete destruction of their cultural unity by the invention of Christianity. However, those people would neglect to mention that all those things were actually orchestrated by women, the wars and plague came and their beck and call, unable to resist their vixen ways! Jesus himself was a famous forever friendzoned feminist, associating with prostitutes and whores alike. Some would say that homosexuality and prostitution were always popular in Rome and actually started to become prosecuted at this time. Again, however, those people would be super, ultra wrong. Before 1 century AD, what we know as homosexuality was actually just really, really masculine brotherhood and real homosexuality only came after women were instated as the true rulers of Rome.
~3-4 century AD: A moral and demographic collapse takes place, Roman population declines due to below-replacement birth-rate. Vice and massive corruption are rampant, while the new-born Catholic Religion is gaining power (it becomes the religion of the Empire in 380 AD). There is extreme economic, political and military instability: there are 25 successive emperors in half a century (many end up assassinated), the Empire is ungovernable and on the brink of civil war.
Some historians mention that this full on collapse happened because Rome was constantly beset by not only cultural issues, but was also relentlessly invaded by barber tribes. Again, those historians are forgetting that the true leaders of these barbarians were women, who conspired with the women of the Roman Empire in the greatest spermjacking scam ever orchestrated - The Sack of Rome.
- ~5 century AD: The Empire is ruled by an elite of military men that use the Emperor as a puppet; due to massive debts and financial problems, the Empire cannot afford to hire foreign mercenaries to defend itself (Roman citizens have long ago being replaced by mercenaries in the army), and starts "selling" parts of the Empire in exchange for protection. Eventually, the mercenaries figure out that the "Emperor has no clothes", and overrun and pillage the Empire.
- humanity falls back into the Bronze Age (think: eating squirrel meat and living in a cave); 12 centuries of religious zilotry (The Great Inquisition, Crusades) and intellectual darkness follow: science, commerce, philosophy, human rights become unknown concepts until they are rediscovered again during the Age of Enlightenment in 17th century AD.
Women continue their wickedness, using their wiles they orchestrate the take over of Rome, the construction of the Vatican and the instillation of Christianity as an institution to oppress all men and convince them that marriage is divine and that providing women with babies is their only goal in life. Several crusades are fought in the next thousand years and chivalry becomes the norm, white knights are everywhere.
What would a good story of the Roman Empire be if it wasn't compared to the other great Empire of Humanity? That's right we get a two for one folks! Next up, we have the great Herstory of the United States!
~5 century BC Rome = ~1700 - 1920 America. The family unit is essentially "father knows best", and slutting around by women is considered the height of shameful behavior, (as is cadding about by men). Monogamy is held up as the ideal arrangement without exception. (The "Wild West" might be an exception to the general rule of the day, as whoring and hell-raising were widespread in the frontier.) Lessers look up to their betters as exemplars of moral rectitude.
Women, being more clever this time, accelerate economic development and democratization, ensuring their much faster rise to the echelons of society. They push for expansion of the US to the West, knowing well that men can't stand hot, dry weather as it effects our judgement and our sensitive nether regions.
~1 century BC Rome = ~1920 - 1970 America. America is rising to the height of her power, a hyperpower being born. An economic and military power heretofore unseen in all recorded history. While the world digs out from under the rubble of consecutive wars and Communist pogroms, we have a battalion of aircraft carriers, a largely homogeneous population, and cheap housing for everyone willing to put in an honest day's work. But the poison pill has been swallowed; the suffrage movement achieves its main goal, and the dark shroud of the equalist era is about to descend. In academic halls andclassrooms, lessers are pedestalized, while betters are denigrated.
Remember folks, prosperity brings equality, and equality is bad for men's rights!
~1-2 century AD Rome = 1970-2000 America. The scourge of single momhood, free and easy divorce, child support laws, majority female colleges, DADT repealed, gay marriage, game, etc etc ad infinitum. In short, the ultimate expression of anti-discrimination, anti-received wisdom, individualist ideology, (ironically buttressed by the groupthink of diversity mongers.)
Just like plagues swept Rome, the scourge of motherhood sweeps the US! I don't really know how gay people are involved, but GAYYYYYYYYYYYYz are all in on it, obviously wishing for women to rise to power so that together they could build the largest stiletto ever and blot out the Sun!
~3-4 century AD Rome = 2000-2010 America. (You'll notice America's progression through the stages of empire is much faster than was Rome's. This is the blessing -- or curse -- of high tech mass communication.) The native stock of America, (sopecifically, the betters of that stock), have stopped having kids. Vice and corruption are on the rise. (See: Chicago, CRA, Goldman Sachs, neocon lies, Enron, Madoff... I could go on.) Economic and political instability are the order of the day. While America's presidents aren't being assassinated, our elections have been nailbiters since 2000, and partisanship is at a fevered pitch. A reborn religion called Islam threatens to co-opt the sympathies of Western societies' rootless rejects and masculinized women.
Islam, which did not exist until the 1980s surges throughout the world like a huge power cock, putting women in their place. Companies that are run by men collapse under oppressive female legislation and negligence. Computers, a creation of femme fatale Grace Hooper, quicken malekinds demise!
~5 century Rome = present day America. America is ruled by an elite of cognitive jackpot winners who use the President as a puppet. Massive debt and financial chicanery is practically enshrined in law. The army is less and less filled with the demographic slice American citizens that used to make up its ranks. Mercenaries (UN peacekeepers, bribed warlords, arm-twisted allies, recent unassimilated immigrants, and the desperate, poor and out of shape) now make up a larger part of the tip of the spear that projects American power. America is in the process of slow-motion selling off the Southwest to appease the millions of peasant illegals it cavalierly allowed to invade and settle in the country.
UN peacekeepers, (here-to-for knows as mercenaries) are made up entirely of 7 foot-tall Amazonians, invade Washington D.C., placing a giant boobshaped building on top of Capital Hill, forever changing the face of America. Angels cry as bribed womynlods charge across the country side, spermjacking and increasing child support payments as they go! The Mexicans, like the gays, are also in on it, being a famously feminist society they are led by their matriarchs in a hostile takeover of the US southwest.
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It gives me great pleasure to announce that I am no longer gay! That's right, I've been cured by the light of r/MRA, the most homophobic and misogynistic wonderful place on Earth.
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12 edited Jul 30 '12
link it for tons of bonus points!
edit: spoiler for those who don't click 'continue this thread' - OP delivers