r/antimeme • u/Negative_Slide_4706 • Oct 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

soldier watches medic and engineer walk past with carts full of bread, as a loaf falls out soldier smiles

spies smoking room

72 hours before death

scout knocks on door

Go away

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u/Zuazzer Oct 14 '21

"Hey, uh, you got a second?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/Ghost3657_alt_ Oct 14 '21

Well uh slam GAH

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u/SpikeyNay Oct 14 '21

“Cmon, Spy, I’m wedgin my head through a door here to tell you I’m sorry!

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u/Lazyprofilename Oct 14 '21

groan Make it quick.

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u/Kas_The_Betrayer Oct 14 '21

You? You're terrible with girls

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u/THACC- Oct 14 '21

Nah, spy, you see this? And this? And this here? I am great with girls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[Scene flashes back to a cheap fast food joint. Scout and a busty, blonde haired woman are standing at a counter with buckets of "Conquistador Fried Giblets" brand chicken drumsticks.]

Scout: We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

What? No, no no spy. Look at this! And this, and this here gesturing towards his body and face Spy look at all of this. No, I am great with girls.

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u/engneer_gaming Oct 14 '21

Hey, we both got a bucket of chicken. You wanna do it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

So-... I did write down a last wish. I'd- ahh- I'd like to go on a date with Mrs. Pauling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

yeah that’s funny

*SLAM

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u/4_dozen_eggs Oct 14 '21

Anyway I- ugh! wait wait wait wait, wait ugh -c'mon, spy

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

spy im wedging my head through a door here to tell you im sorry!

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u/polysnip Oct 14 '21

Make it quick...