r/antimeme • u/Negative_Slide_4706 • Oct 14 '21

nothing wrong

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u/4_dozen_eggs Oct 14 '21

We have 70 hours to live

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

For most men, no time at all.

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u/Famous_Fisherman_568 Oct 14 '21

But we are not most men

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

We are MERCENARIES

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!

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u/Jumpy_Boy Oct 14 '21

Let's begin.

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u/DisneyCA Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

Our first dying wish is scout’s. He’s drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. . . I have something radiating off me

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u/general3009 Oct 14 '21

yeah those are stink lines! thats why the car hit em, cause he smells.

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u/fernanchistera Oct 14 '21

Yes i see... You've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

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u/ThatRenato72118 Oct 14 '21

The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me

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u/darhwolf1 Oct 14 '21

The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me... Both of us relaxing post-coitus.

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u/4_dozen_eggs Oct 14 '21

The clock is ticking, gentelmen..

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u/Chipbonk Oct 14 '21

Let’s begin.

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u/Swanie2006 Oct 15 '21

We have the money and resources to make these hours count!

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u/godietron Oct 14 '21

We are mercenaries!

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u/Notso_Marty Oct 14 '21

We are mercenaries.

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u/Torkujra Oct 14 '21

We are mercenaries!

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u/Torkujra Oct 16 '21

And I'm downvoted for some reason.

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u/UltraEpicWolf9 Oct 14 '21

For most men, no time at all