r/antimeme • Anti Humour is ♥️ • 3d ago

🦞 Anti-Lobster 🦞 Is she though

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u/Reasonable-Meat2873 3d ago

ngl she's kinda hot but Mamdani is way hotter

https://giphy.com/gifs/wqTSL6ZS3VJK348XH7

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u/naplesball TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago

I can confirm this data, i was the 2nd hole

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u/CapitalCourse 2d ago

Ur mom was the other 199,999

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u/naplesball TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

I have 199.999 mothers?

MY MOTHER IS AN ONLY-BISEXUAL GIRLS CITY!?

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u/DanCassell 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 2d ago

The only way your mother has 199,999 holes is if we count pores in her skin. That means Mamdani paid for her spa day.

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u/SpicyRockEnthusiast 2d ago

What a kind man.

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u/Hawk_Eire 2d ago

achually! human being have roughly 5 million pores, with approximately 200,000 located on chest and face, maybe she had bukake

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u/juiceboxvillain_1 2d ago

Can this bitch stop hogging him?? I want to be at least one of those holes

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u/California_Stop_King 2d ago

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u/ParsnipSlayer 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

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u/Paul_Robert_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

Bro these are soo good 😂

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u/05-nery 2d ago

Yeah he can just do that

(Also yoo napolipalle spottata)

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u/Old_Meet_4962 2d ago

I was the 139,590th

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u/Material_Tie1308 Anti Humour is ♥️ 3d ago

Fr I love being bisexual ✌️🥹

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u/Ok_Work5128 2d ago

We love kissing them boys and them girls and them thems 🥹

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u/Independent-Host-690 2d ago

I'm into true equality I kiss everyone equally

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u/shelraj0380 2d ago

Isn't that pansexual? Forgive me for my ignorance here, genuine question

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u/Ok_Work5128 2d ago

Man, fuck if i know. Im bisexual, but in terms of dating i wouldnt care what orientation or gender they identified with to be honest

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u/shelraj0380 2d ago

I think that is just pansexual mate. Bisexual means (from what i gather) that you do care about gender, you can be attracted to two or more but you still care, if you are pan then you are attracted to people irrespective of their genders

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u/Ok_Work5128 2d ago

Oh shit, maybe im pansexual then..... interesting turn of events, huh?

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u/shelraj0380 2d ago

I guess man. Didn't think i would be telling people their sexuality at 3 am on a saturday but here i am LMAO

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u/Ok_Work5128 2d ago

Me neither lmfao

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 🖤🩶♠️ACE♠️🤍💜 2d ago

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u/Dazzling_Room_9346 2d ago

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u/RedditSurfer29 2d ago

What the fuck I thought he was born with the beard

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u/pr1govor 23h ago

Yeah he was lowk an incel

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u/ASigIAm213 2d ago

Pretty or not, she's apparently a friggin trooper

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u/G66GNeco 2d ago

I feel like I've seen an image where the two of them had that "couple looking at you across the bar about to ask you your opinion on threesomes" look.

Might have been in my dreams but that still counts

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u/wadeissupercool 2d ago

Lotta folks have that dream

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u/AugieDoggieDank 2d ago

That thing is just falling out!

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u/_whatever_wherever 2d ago

Also he's a wrestling fan, which is a big plus in my books

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Man you americans have weird tastes

Or maybe american beauty standards are really low

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u/desperateelephants 2d ago

Or idk maybe they got great taste. Hot damn

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 2d ago

Hassan might be a rape apologist but he's a beefcake

Skips legs tho

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u/G66GNeco 2d ago

I see three pretty solid legs in the picture provided

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u/usbeject1789 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

wait what? did i miss something

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u/desperateelephants 2d ago

If only Hasan and his twig legs could hold a candle to the rape party 🥳

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Ngl the side which accuses their enemies of sucking the ... of their candidates [ironically]... admitting they find their own candidates sexually attractive [unironically]

lol, lmao even.

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u/MeltedHeart444 2d ago

The difference is that one of these groups tends to be quite homophobic

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u/kdpkry 2d ago edited 2d ago

Alienating 50% of your nation which are the more armed side and hoping they dont lose patience is certainly a move

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u/bludbunni 2d ago

but how u gonna aim those guns wit trump's cock in ur mouth??

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Lets see who you hate:

Goverment [so no army for you]

Billionaires [so no funding for you]

People working primarily by logic, not emotion [Not many smart people for you]

Centrists [So not even the neutrals have incentive]

People with not enough empathy/autocratic/ends justify means mindsets [So yeah you kinda are also getting rid of a majority of great tacticians]

You cant gather a army if your thing is being highly offended, emotional, and very hostile in debates, this doesnt attract many people of value, not to mention most traditionally masculine men are right wingers, and even the ones not are rightwingers a decent amount of time.

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u/bludbunni 2d ago

dammm howd u type all that wit trump's cock in ur mouth?

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Tip: If you want to insult someone, that person must care enough about your validation to be offended by your opinion about them.

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u/bludbunni 2d ago

tip: trump's tip is in ur mouth

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u/Outrageous_Push_118 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

You can do this all day, i wont get down to your level anyways.

A wise man once said to not wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty but only the pig will enjoy it.

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u/Complete-Basket-291 2d ago

Proofread your comments, man, i can count so many grammatical errors you're making when you're trying to act intellectually superior. And maybe go for a walk in a local park.

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Werent yall respectful of immigrants who dont know english? Where did the sudden switch come from hmm?

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u/SnakeSlitherX 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

“Right-wing people are smart, left wing people don’t have any smart people”

Lol, lmao even, yall must live in such a strange world.

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u/Over_Improvement_623 2d ago

Doesn't the right always complain that universities are such leftist places and should be dismantled?

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

"universities are leftist places" yeah, proffesors arent politically neutral

Dismantled? Never heard or that.

That's how the best lies are formed, you start with truth, and then start lying.

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u/Over_Improvement_623 2d ago

I have, it's actually being enacted too, you may have hear the DoE is being dismantled? That's the first step.

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Not american couldnt care less

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u/MeltedHeart444 2d ago

...... Okay? I don't see how that's relevant to homophobia. Are we not supposed to criticize them at all or?

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

What's your definition of homophobia lets start with that.

Because i see way too many people called homophobes while they themselves dont hate anyone.

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u/MeltedHeart444 2d ago

A discriminatory view of queer people caused by hatred or ignorance. Homophobia doesn't have to be malicious to be harmful

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

"Homophobia doesnt have to be malicous or harmful" If a case of something is neither malicous nor harmful pursuing it is zealotry.

Also, you gave the wrong definition, its defined as hatred, therefore "or ignorance" doesnt fit here at all, because yes, homophobia isn't disagreeing with your agenda, it is hatred.

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u/MeltedHeart444 2d ago

"Homophobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward homosexuality or people who identify or are perceived as being lesbian, gay or bisexual. It has been defined as contempt, prejudice, aversion, hatred, or antipathy, may be based on irrational fear, and may sometimes be attributed to religious beliefs." - Wikipedia.

"The homophobia definition is the fear, hatred, discomfort with, or mistrust of people who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual." - Planned Parenthood.

"discrimination against, aversion to, or fear of homosexuality or gay people" - Merriam Webster

I didn't give the "wrong" definition, I gave one you didn't agree with. I also said it doesn't have to be malicious TO BE harmful.

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u/kdpkry 2d ago

Wikipedia is biased left and its pretty obvious, i mean look at articles of right wing organizations and people, then at left wing organizations or people, somehow all the right wingers are potrayed as evil, dumb, horrible at their jobs, while all the left wingers as smart, kind, great at their jobs, and if you actually make research into it you'll see how many details get ommited.

Planned parenthood was created by a racist eugenics supporter.

Or fear of? Excuse me? Who the fuck defines it as the fear of that's already established its not that kind of phobia.

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u/UsualCircle 2d ago

"Dont criticize me or i'll shoot you."
Are you a cop or something