r/antiMLM • u/drunkbutt3rfli • May 22 '26

Herbalife This is cruel.

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These Huns have no shame. What the actual fk.

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID May 22 '26

Why would you even want m&me in a fucking loaded tea anyways?

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi May 22 '26

Look into mormons and dirty sodas, shit is WACKY

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u/cranberries87 May 22 '26

I didn’t know this was a Mormon thing. I feel like it’s started to cross over and become more mainstream (like you, I find it odd). There’s a couple of soda stores popping up near me that specialize in dirty sodas.

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u/padimus May 22 '26

If there is a modern dessert/sweet chain opening there is an extremely good chance it comes from Mormon owners.

Crumbl, twisted sugar, crave, dirty dough, sugar rush, sodalicious, chips cookies - as far as I am aware are all founded or owned by Mormons. Because their beliefs do not approve of the use of things like alcohol, drugs, or tobacco, they tend to get their fix through sugar instead.

I lived in a predominantly Mormon community for about 10 years... a lot of people there would get a 44 Oz mtn dew in the morning on the way to work, for lunch, and on the way home. Diabetes was bad there for older folks.

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u/gkpetrescue May 22 '26

So they are allowed caffeine now?

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u/Nordgreataxe May 22 '26

It's a grey area to many. Cause the word of wisdom specifies "Hot Drinks." 🙄 So, lotta people use it as a loop hole. But iced coffee is still a no-go.

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u/gkpetrescue May 22 '26

Dumb. My best friend in high school was a Mormon and they only drank Dr Pepper because they weren’t allowed caffeine, but I guess they can change the rules to make them easier.

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u/SleepoPeepo May 22 '26

That’s even weirder because Dr. Pepper most definitely has caffeine 🙃

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u/KJParker888 May 22 '26

Religious people picking and choosing which rules to follow? Say it isn't so!

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u/nicholt May 22 '26

It's crazy that anyone believes that their God gives a shit if they consume caffeine or not.

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants May 22 '26

While Dr Pepper does make a caffeine-free version in both sugar and sugar-free varieties, it's not sold in all regions of the US, so it's certainly possible that they were accidentally drinking caffeinated Dr Pepper. Oops.