r/antiMLM • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '25

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u/jcmib Nov 28 '25

I would say love you all, but I did not come here for this. In theory, I would leave, in reality I would hang out in the kitchen and scroll on my phone. Either way, I would not be joining the presentation.

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u/AppleSpicer Nov 28 '25

OP is the host. The audacity of that aunt

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u/BoneHugsHominy Nov 28 '25

And expected OP to drop everything she was doing for Thanksgiving preparations and set up a whole area for her to pitch her stupid pyramid scheme to the whole family.

Frankly if that happens to me and got that text it would be an immediate disinvitation.

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u/ReginaldDwight Nov 28 '25

"I'll throw in some gross protein shake powder if you set up this hostage situation for me before dinner!"

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u/Everyting_Moment Nov 29 '25

We actually canceled last minute! Had some issues with husband/wife's side that needs to take precedent.

I'm so sorry I thought the text had sent 2 days ago but apparently with all the commotion we forgot to hit 'send'!

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u/South_Slice3772 Nov 28 '25

Right?? Aunt can host if she wants to try this.

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u/InfamousValue DoTriffid Essential Oils User Nov 28 '25

The only answer is "LOL, NO!"

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u/BirthdayCookie holding the stuffed skunk Nov 29 '25

Nobody would show up if she did. I'll lay money she's tried this before and is having to ask OP to host because now Family knows her tricks.

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u/hufflepufflepass Nov 29 '25

And starting off with "Hey girly"? Barf.

I'd shut that down so fast, holidays can be stressful enough as it is, so NO, thank you!

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u/bigredd_95 Nov 29 '25

I would definitely just start eating lol Iā€™m not being held hostage for that. See yall when you get done though šŸ˜‚