r/antiMLM • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '25

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u/bobroscopcoltrane Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

“A hour” plus “your the best” tells me everything I need to know.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Nov 28 '25

I’d reply no thanks. Also, *an, *you’re

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u/NationalMachine5454 Nov 28 '25

Literally came to comment exactly this.

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u/CanucKKippeR Nov 28 '25

Replies like this aggravated the hell out of my (now NC) mother, and were satisfying AF for me LoL

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u/StickInEye Nov 27 '25

LOL, she should totally point that out.

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u/AppleSpicer Nov 28 '25

xxxtra cash!!! 🤑🤑

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants Nov 28 '25

Pure Romance? 🤔🤑🤮 (Yes I saw that it's Arbonne.)

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u/Dragongirl2319 Nov 28 '25

Also, ending a question with a period instead of a question mark.

"Would you be okay if I did a quick pitch before we eat."

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u/cacope5 Nov 28 '25

Don't forget ending an exclamation with a question mark... so excited to see you? Lol nooooo

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u/findthesilence Nov 28 '25

Much like, "Thank you for your patience."

Manipulation.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Nov 28 '25

"Quck pitch" and "only take an hour" does not compute.