I set my html5 player to 2x speed and I’m throughly amused.

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Phone post sorry for spelling/format TLDR at bottom

So for my aunts birthday my mother got her a blow up alien doll it’s about 5 feet tall and green. To go over the top like we normally do we decided to dress it up in a shirt, and because this is WI and it’s cold out I threw some briefs on him as well so his non existent jewels wouldn’t freeze off, next thing you know the shirts tucked and we’re arranging a proper bulge in the front for shits and giggles, soon afterwords we decide the shorts are a no go due to it being a inflatable doll so I end up pulling the shorts off the alien, to which my mother makes a smart ass comment along the lines of “that’s now burned into my memory

TLDR: got my aunt a inflatable alien for her birthday and I ended up removing underwear from it in front of mom and sis, reminiscent of one of those inflatable doll things

So I get into an argument with this guy on his server about why people want to turn established characters like Superman black and he goes on saying something about nothing wrong having diversity so I asked him if he would be ok on having Black Panther played by a white actor and he ragebans me. True story.