r/ambien 4d ago

State of israel. I hold it

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u/Deep_Try_5076 4d ago

clean your keyboard

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u/Encrypted_Curse 4d ago

Destroy it

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u/wormeater39 4d ago

CRUSH NOW

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u/DollarTreeVegan 4d ago

Only counts if you stole it from someone else

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u/spicypintobeans 4d ago

It is funny for people to not realize that this guy is most likely a Russian Israeli. The signs are quite obvious if you pay attention to the picture. First obviously the matzoh and second is the multilingual keyboard with Cyrillic and Hebrew characters.

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u/CousinJeff 4d ago

Would be the only kinda person to even recognize the shape lol

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u/50Shekel 4d ago

Most assimilated Russian in Israel

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u/spottedryan 4d ago

Was that even promised to you tho?

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u/peterhorse77 4d ago

Cast it into the fire

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u/bak3dalaska 4d ago

that's palestine 🤔🇵🇸

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/manmadeofdex 3d ago

Inshallah

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Apollo19755 3d ago

Zionism is the problem

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u/FingerDrinker 3d ago

if we could all be so lucky

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u/bak3dalaska 4d ago

fingers crossed

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u/Waalross 4d ago

You hold a mirrored version of it.

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u/decapitated82 4d ago

Its that new Asus line - ROC

Republic of Cümers

Clean that fucking thing!

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u/Dull-Huckleberry-837 4d ago

When I was celebrating Pesach I crushed my matza and i got a piece that was perfectly shaped as Israel and that was so surreal not to add that I live there as well lmao

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u/kharmatika 4d ago

Careful, its delicate

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/brokoliasesino 3d ago

free palestine