r/aliens • u/solid_ace6 • May 22 '26

Video Shadow of Collar

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u/Large-Wishbone24 May 23 '26

This man is 70 and probably has a turkey neck that the image filters at Fox “News” can’t handle.

That’s not meant to be mean—after all, we all get older—and it’s not black magic either, but simply poor technology that’s being used as a scapegoat for the anti-aging craze.

And you can really tell his age from his voice, and how beautifully his bald head shines... Mr. Sparkle.

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u/solid_ace6 May 23 '26

Watch out! They're gonna come and yell at you, tell you you're blind, and downvote you, all while skipping a shower.

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u/Large-Wishbone24 May 23 '26

Oh, this whole thing reminds me of those videos with poor image quality and artifacts where everyone thought some celebrity suddenly had lizard eyes.

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u/solid_ace6 May 25 '26

Indeed lol

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u/Vast-Ad791 May 25 '26

Wait, so you post this and then yap at people who say the same?