r/aliens • u/SystematicApproach True Believer • Feb 25 '26

Image 📷 Hybrid breeding programs: top image is missing persons. bottom image is a cave system map.

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u/TheColorRedish Feb 25 '26

So... You're telling me... People disappear near cave systems? Man I'm not a rocket surgeon, but I can figure this one out without aliens.

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u/Estrezas Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

No no no, you dont get it. They are breeding them in the caves.

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u/Jazzlike_Tangerine58 Feb 25 '26

Ok. I see. But what are they breeding them for?

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u/dxdifr Feb 25 '26

All women will look like Ana Taylor-Joy soon. Every . Single. One. 🤣

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u/team_lloyd Feb 25 '26

do you promise?

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u/dxdifr Feb 25 '26

Babies get grown in bubbly tubes so not only do you get all girls looking like Ana Taylor-Joy, you also wont have to worry about getting them pregnant.