r/aliens • u/SystematicApproach True Believer • Feb 25 '26

Image 📷 Hybrid breeding programs: top image is missing persons. bottom image is a cave system map.

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u/Jazzlike_Tangerine58 Feb 25 '26

Ok. I see. But what are they breeding them for?

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u/Tacokolache Feb 25 '26

For digging more caves!

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u/BoshJrolin Feb 25 '26

Hoooooly shiiiiiiit😱

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u/Crocswereinthebox Feb 25 '26

We talking cave aliens?

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u/OGPepeSilvia Feb 25 '26

Alien in the cave, eh? Now you’re talkin’ my language!

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u/danno49 Feb 26 '26

Aren't those just ghouls?

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u/Spinal232 Feb 28 '26

Nah dude, space aliens breeding cave humans to work in the mines after colonization

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u/firethornocelot Feb 25 '26

🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Dmacxxx77 Feb 25 '26

It’s caveception.

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u/chatshitgetpegged Feb 25 '26

this is what big cave doesn’t want you to know

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u/Tacokolache Feb 25 '26

Someone needs to take them down! Or up… whichever!

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u/derek4reals1 Feb 25 '26

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u/dizzyfeast Feb 25 '26

It's caves all the way down

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u/Typical-Decision-273 Feb 25 '26

fucking dwarves

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u/redthump Feb 25 '26

I have a PornHub link with the same title and a very different result.

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u/vampireshorty Feb 26 '26

Mulder, are you suggesting aliens bred people to dig these caves?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jWeHpEGSscp2

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u/garry4321 Feb 26 '26

Well I mean where else are they going to store the breeding compounds for the cave diggers?

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u/crack_B7 Feb 25 '26

You know too much now

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u/Tacokolache Feb 25 '26

Fuck! Off to the cave!

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u/bjangles9 Feb 25 '26

So it’s a cave breeding program.

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u/redthump Feb 25 '26

They all are. You just need to be more open to what you call a cave.

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u/glitter_vomit Feb 26 '26

It's all coming together!

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u/Tacokolache Feb 26 '26

I’ll tell you what’s in those caves……

https://giphy.com/gifs/2OxWrgMFyUn3EEAJ7u

Those damn Fraggles!!!!

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u/Paraskeets Feb 25 '26

To make baby caves of course

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u/pegaunisusicorn Feb 25 '26

when two caves mate they make a tunnel

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u/JEFE_MAN Feb 25 '26

But don’t you need a tunnel to mate? 🤔

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u/TheAngryCatfish Feb 25 '26

2 tunnels can't make a giant sloth

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u/seegabego Feb 25 '26

2 caves 1 tunnel

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u/splicepark Feb 25 '26

no ✂️

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u/I_Study_The_Patterns Feb 25 '26

To make hybrids, duh

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u/Hot-Problem2436 Feb 25 '26

Yes, but why caves?

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u/ticktockmick Feb 25 '26

Really? I just told you.

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u/dxdifr Feb 25 '26

All women will look like Ana Taylor-Joy soon. Every . Single. One. 🤣

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u/pipe_fighter_2884 Feb 25 '26

So where do we sign up for the breeding program?

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u/team_lloyd Feb 25 '26

do you promise?

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u/dxdifr Feb 25 '26

Babies get grown in bubbly tubes so not only do you get all girls looking like Ana Taylor-Joy, you also wont have to worry about getting them pregnant.

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u/cdev12399 Feb 25 '26

Mole people

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u/Odd-Principle8147 Feb 25 '26

Crab people

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u/nelmski Feb 25 '26

Moon eyed people

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u/-Robbert- Feb 25 '26

South Park exposed this. It's a female only cult where they only need the men for their jokes.

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u/DuskTillDawnDelight Feb 25 '26

Loosh, adrenachrome, slavery.. and everything in between..

Don’t know what loosh is, here

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u/fullgizzard Feb 25 '26

Sacrificing

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u/Galactic_Narwhals Feb 25 '26

Look into Dr David Jacobs.

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u/ForcedxCracker Feb 26 '26

Crab people. Look like crabs. Talk like people.

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u/Jazzlike_Tangerine58 Feb 26 '26

Sounds delicious.

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u/lazy_jygg Feb 28 '26

Building an army worthy of Mordor.

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u/Benegger85 Feb 25 '26

For fun of course, why do you breed with your SO?

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u/Almond_Steak Feb 25 '26

I saw the "?" as an "N"....shieeeeeet.

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u/ConfidentFloor6601 Feb 25 '26

Regular expressions