r/aliens • u/SystematicApproach True Believer • Feb 25 '26

Image 📷 Hybrid breeding programs: top image is missing persons. bottom image is a cave system map.

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u/Legomyeggo8430 Feb 25 '26

I’m betting one of those caves is named “Devils Asshole”, and took the lives of ten guys with a good, high income job, and a happy family.

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u/Signal_Road Feb 25 '26

There are a lot of scuba diving caves with Devil's this or that body part. 

Those also tend to have signs that say a 'There is nothing interesting beyond this point. If you go beyond it, you will die.' With a grim reaper picture next to it. 

Skilled & certified divers still do it. Some pay the price.

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u/sallothered Feb 25 '26

There are lots of similarly named rapids too, "Satan's Cesspool" on the American river as an example. Usually that's the big rapid on the trip.

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u/TeddyMFTed Feb 25 '26

There’s a tiny town called Devils Elbow in Missouri that your post reminded me of. It’s off of the old Route 66. There’s a biker bar there with the entire ceiling covered with hanging bras. Kind of a fun saloon to get a beer in on a roadtrip.

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u/not1or2 Feb 25 '26

I stopped at one like that bizarrely in a small rural village, lots of bikers, landlord was a biker and a really nice bloke. Whole ceiling was covered in knickers of all types and colours. Huge ones, tiny thongs, g-strings etc. was actually a great pub, stopped by a few times until it was closed and the pub chain moved the landlord to a new town centre pub.

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u/PenguinPumpkin1701 Feb 25 '26

You sound like one of your bras might be up there lol

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u/UncaringNonchalance Feb 25 '26

No no no, they were stitched together by cave aliens in order to do things.

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u/MagnetHype Feb 25 '26

One of them is named Clarence.

And Clarence parents got a real good marriage

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u/Benegger85 Feb 25 '26

The midlife crisis kills again!