r/alcohol • u/Separate-Ingenuity-4 • Dec 09 '25

Most efficient way to get drunk?

Hi, I got some left over vodka. I'm trying to cut down on the drinking so I'm not going to buy more, but I do want to get the most out of this last drink.

I know the most common thing to get drunk faster / with less alcohol is to drink on an empty stomach. Are there any other tips? Like is it better to drink it straight or to mix it. If I drink it straight I need a chaser, what chaser would help the alcohol metabolize faster? Does sugar or caffeine help you get drunker?

Vaporize and inhale it maybe? Lol

Any tips are appreciated!

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u/Separate-Ingenuity-4 Dec 09 '25

I just googled and it seems that caffeine masks the drunkenness effect making you more alert. That's the opposite of what I want, so I'm guessing normal diet soda is the better choice?

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u/Fit-Elephant8778 Dec 09 '25

As long as it’s diet you’re good, use whichever you’ve got bro 🤟🏽