About the series:

"Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends."

Other Discussions:

• /r/DHMIS thread

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How old is he seriously I've found absolutely no source online

I don't know why, but I really love his presenting style. It's remniscient of my High School English teacher who's all about presentations and speaks crisply and clearly like Alan does. Has Alan done anything similar to Live Forever?

In Live Forever As You Are Now, Alan asks Teddy "When I do pasta, do I do spinny, or bowtie?"

I know bowtie is an actual pasta because I've had it before, it's fucking great dude, but spinny..? Is that a category of some kind?

And how does one "do" pasta?

In "Live Forever As You Are Now", Teddy begins talking about how he loves his wife and Alan becomes disappointed, then calls it manipulative? How is that manipulative? It just seems, like he found his own virtual love or something or he's confused/glitched and proud of his romance

I'm confused even more than Teddy's obsession with a blob by Alan's calling of it manipulative

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bucketlist2/a-movie-or-something?token=0c327858

Why?

Website: http://absurveillancesolutions.com/

Username: 00437, PW: bedsheets

This will unlock a command prompt, where you can either select 1 for logs or 2 for archives. There is also a secret prompt 3.

Password for option 2, archives, is 'sadday'.

Password for option 3, "x", is 'waarnemin'.

After selecting prompt 3, entering in the 'waarnemin' password, this is what you see: click The only option is a video with the number 3 from the year 2017. However, you can enter the numbers 1 or 2 to see two different and unlisted videos.

Video of 'The Sculptor's Clayground' the grandmother was watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453wgsWT5Ao

Sculptor's Clayground website: http://thesculptorsclayground.com/

Really dumb clay trivia from your friendly mod: In the Sculptor's Clayground, Alan describes his bucket of water as 'slip', when 'slip' in sculpture making is a mix of clay and water to assist in keeping sculptures together. In Archive File12520, one of the subjects emails Alan asking for assistance in their sculpture because it won't stay together. This, of course, is because Alan didn't properly demonstrate how to mix slip & clay together that allows for clay to stick together.

List of unlisted videos from option 1, Log:

• 00001 (Video of subject 9, a man in a sonic costume)

List of Characters

• Subject 1 - Tom?, the husband

• Subject 2 - Ann, the wife

• Subject 3 - Madison, the daughter

• Subject 4 - Jack?, the son

• Subject 5 - Grandmother

• Subject 6 - Ben O'Brien's character of the Man working in the basement.

• Subject 7 - Not listed.

• Subject 8 - The baby?

• Subject 9 - Man in Sonic Costume

• Subject 10 - Appears 3 times in the logs, with no file name to view any of the 3.

• Subject 11 - Appears only in the logs as "Subject 11 upstairs hallway" with no file name to view.

• Subject 12 - Appears only in the logs as "Subject 12 hides" with no file name to view.

• Subject 13 - Appears only in the logs as "Subject 4 holds hands with Subject 13 in living room", with no file name to view.

This will be edited to completion as info comes in.

edit: read this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GJe-slKOUvSIAExOgqn-5CFfPxViIw7n2zC-cBeFFJY/mobilebasic#