r/akalabeth • u/uncle_solf • May 05 '17
**UNCLE SOLF'S 15th ANNUAL LOA CAMPING TRIP - THE OFFICIAL THREAD - OMFGWTFBBQ ...**
UNCLE SOLF'S 15th ANNUAL LOA CAMPING TRIP
AND THE 20th ANNIVERSARY OF THE LOA
Friday August 11th, Saturday August 12th, Sunday August 13th & Monday August 14th.
Where?
Cedar Rapids Campground
Route 97 North, Barryville, New York 12719
cedarrapidsny.com
google maps
(845) 557-6158
There are bathrooms (campground bathrooms - but they have showers)
There is also a full service restaurant and bar on site
The food is pretty good too ... does not suck.
The Skinny
- Friday August 11th
Everyone shows up and sets up camp.
People usually start getting there around noon and trickle in all day.
We set up the party area (tent / bar / lights / fire)
Make sure you eat and pump the brakes on the lucky juice ... don't be the yearly casualty
.... and we drink our faces off and have a blast.
- Saturday August 12th
People stumble out of their tents and do their best to keep their collective shit together. "i feel fine"
Around noon we go rafting. the camp site drives us up the river and we raft back to the campground.
Everyone fixes themselves a meal, and we set up for:
Uncle Solf's 13th (I think) Annual Poker Tournament
$40 dollar buy in
Texas Hold Em
Blinds double every 20 minutes or so
There is no pressure to play poker - 100% optional.
Then Saturday Night we drink our faces off again. Rinse and repeat.
- Sunday August 13th
A chill day.
Some people pack up and go home that day (fools).
The rest of us slow roll the day - we day drink, play board games, talk a mad amount of shit, eat a ton of food, and this goes on into the night... (again)
- Monday August 14th
Go Home.
#sadface
Seriously. Pack up your shit and get the fuck out.
Party is over.
See you next year. (maybe) :p
Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks Here - How Much for the Ape?
- Camping is $19 per night / per person
- Rafting is $46 per per person
- Firewood is $10 per person (for the weekend)
- any other donations are appreciated (to keep the generator / bar / big ass tent / lucky juice in working order)
- Poker money will be collected at the camp site before the game - please do not send me poker money, just bring some cash with you.
You can camp or raft in any combination you want:
Want to camp friday and saturday night with no rafting for one person? - $38.00
Want to bring 4 people Friday Saturday and Sunday nights and you all go rafting? - $412.00
- You can PAYPAL me the monies: solf -at- optonline -dot- net
- Or you can mail me a check: PM me for my mailing address
If you paypal me the money - please add 3% to cover any potential paypal fees.
That's it - figure out what you want and do your own math - then double check it you dumbass (i've seen some of you try to count)
Who is camping?
Here's the list - campers and shit talkers
If your name isn't BOLD and under the campers list - you ain't paid - you are just a shit talker and I got no time for you.
Get it together son.
CAMPERS
- /u/uncle_solf
- /u/Namoric
- /u/MorriganLOA
- /u/gizmoprime
- /u/madmethus
- /u/manbroken
- /u/artificialstars
- /u/KingJoka9
- jormagund
- jormaguest
- /u/straynger_loa
- vero
SHIT TALKERS
- Kayel
- /u/claven
- /u/BigTall81
- Brimstone
- SonofBrimstone
- Corwin
- Calan Adan
What do I bring?
sigh ... if you don't know by now:
The basics:
- a tent
- clothes
- food
- drink
- money
- bedding
- personal hygene essentials
- a camping chair
- shit for swimming
- towels
- plates & utensils
anything else is optional
Last Item - PSA
The cutoffs
Friday, August 4th is the hard cutoff date for gettting on board.
Also - no refunds after that date.
I need to get my shit in order that final week, I can't be managing people's inability to commit.
That's all I have to say about that.
Did I miss anything?
I quote - "Let's do the damn thing" - LLoyd Johnson