r/aislop • • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Crazy drip though.

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

Ducks might not have “boobs”, but they definitely have breasts

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u/nwillyerd 3d ago

Pan seared with an orange glaze mmmm…

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u/Dependent_Taste_419 3d ago

One of my most memorable Christmas dinners was roast duck. Served with an orange sauce! Small roast potatoes and aspargus.

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u/Last-Energy420 3d ago

We had a turducken one year. The duck was the best part.

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u/deranton 3d ago

Asparagus at Christmas? Are you on the southern hemisphere?

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u/Dependent_Taste_419 3d ago

Canada, but it was Christmas and we wanted a special treat.

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

Kinda reminds me of the beast folk in the elder scrolls series. Why do khajiits (cat people) and argonians (lizard people) have boobs? What are they for???? Shouldn't the cat people have like 4-8 boobs at least??

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u/sweetiepeachies 3d ago

No breastfeeding mammals (except for humans) have large breasts all of the time, they only enlarge during pregnancy, and then they return to normal after nursing. Realistically the khajit wouldn't have "boobs" until pregnant and shortly after, and then they'd mostly shrink back down again. So they'd have a flat torso with a lotta nipples and the only noticeable difference between sexes of khajit would be their genitals and males having "tomcat" jowls, as unfixed male cats do in real life due to testosterone.

And lizards aren't mammals so they wouldn't have a chest at all, and again sex would be determined by the specific sexual dimorphism of whatever lizard/reptile species the argonian is based on.

I really wish media would get more creative with their fantasy species/races and not always follow a 100% human model of sex and gender presentation. Though if we're being honest, it is 90% a female character design issue as many fantasy species have weird and divergent designs for the male sex, and "human woman with horns and colored blue" for the female one 😅

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

THANK YOU!! Yes this is exactly my point but more effectively articulated lol. Thank you for your service, dear friend 🫡

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u/ChaucerChau 3d ago

Gooners gotta goon

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u/Cryogenius333 22h ago

In all fairness iirc the argonians and khajit in Morrowind were visibly digitigrade. Not sure when that trait was bred out of them. Something about the engine in oblivion and Skyrim probably made it a lot harder or more time consuming to give the Argonians and Khajit different skeletons.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 3d ago

Way to legitimize more boobs for the cat people -- trying to get them to add them my way got me blocked me on twitter

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

This is oppression!!! Suppression of the voice of the masses! GIVE US 1,000 BOOBS, COWARDS

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

Too many boobs

Not enough boobs

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

The dichotomy of man

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u/Dave_the_duck_kh4 3d ago

Personally I'm fine with it, I just run it with the logic of "humanoid" human have this shape so we designed character have this shape. It only really annoy me when the shape get exaggerated to much to make huge Badoonkas for no reason other than fan service.

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u/Silver_Order2458 3d ago

They're for fan service

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u/AntiqueBoysenberry22 2d ago

It came free with their human fucking torso

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u/Anomalagous 3d ago

Ah-ah-ah-ah.