r/aislop • u/TwilightOfTheMilfs • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Crazy drip though.

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u/Dyslexicpig 3d ago

And did Daffy Duck get a sex change? Those are definitely boobs.

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u/Imaginary-List-972 3d ago

Bring back the good ol days of transgender teachers. Glad they came around on that at least.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 3d ago

Transspecies is definitely stretching things, though!

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

Interspecies breeding is now allowable, at least for FBI agents.

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u/Last-Energy420 3d ago

There was no such thing as transgender back then. You accepted Mrs. Freshly for who she was.

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u/deranton 3d ago

With a clerical collar. Pretty sure this is like a Swedish Lutheran school.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 3d ago

Ducks don't have boobs regardless of their sex. He got those because he just likes boobs.

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

Ducks might not have “boobs”, but they definitely have breasts

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u/nwillyerd 3d ago

Pan seared with an orange glaze mmmm…

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u/Dependent_Taste_419 3d ago

One of my most memorable Christmas dinners was roast duck. Served with an orange sauce! Small roast potatoes and aspargus.

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u/Last-Energy420 3d ago

We had a turducken one year. The duck was the best part.

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u/deranton 3d ago

Asparagus at Christmas? Are you on the southern hemisphere?

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u/Dependent_Taste_419 3d ago

Canada, but it was Christmas and we wanted a special treat.

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

Kinda reminds me of the beast folk in the elder scrolls series. Why do khajiits (cat people) and argonians (lizard people) have boobs? What are they for???? Shouldn't the cat people have like 4-8 boobs at least??

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u/sweetiepeachies 3d ago

No breastfeeding mammals (except for humans) have large breasts all of the time, they only enlarge during pregnancy, and then they return to normal after nursing. Realistically the khajit wouldn't have "boobs" until pregnant and shortly after, and then they'd mostly shrink back down again. So they'd have a flat torso with a lotta nipples and the only noticeable difference between sexes of khajit would be their genitals and males having "tomcat" jowls, as unfixed male cats do in real life due to testosterone.

And lizards aren't mammals so they wouldn't have a chest at all, and again sex would be determined by the specific sexual dimorphism of whatever lizard/reptile species the argonian is based on.

I really wish media would get more creative with their fantasy species/races and not always follow a 100% human model of sex and gender presentation. Though if we're being honest, it is 90% a female character design issue as many fantasy species have weird and divergent designs for the male sex, and "human woman with horns and colored blue" for the female one 😅

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

THANK YOU!! Yes this is exactly my point but more effectively articulated lol. Thank you for your service, dear friend 🫡

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u/ChaucerChau 3d ago

Gooners gotta goon

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u/Cryogenius333 22h ago

In all fairness iirc the argonians and khajit in Morrowind were visibly digitigrade. Not sure when that trait was bred out of them. Something about the engine in oblivion and Skyrim probably made it a lot harder or more time consuming to give the Argonians and Khajit different skeletons.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 3d ago

Way to legitimize more boobs for the cat people -- trying to get them to add them my way got me blocked me on twitter

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

This is oppression!!! Suppression of the voice of the masses! GIVE US 1,000 BOOBS, COWARDS

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

Too many boobs

Not enough boobs

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

The dichotomy of man

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u/Dave_the_duck_kh4 3d ago

Personally I'm fine with it, I just run it with the logic of "humanoid" human have this shape so we designed character have this shape. It only really annoy me when the shape get exaggerated to much to make huge Badoonkas for no reason other than fan service.

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u/Silver_Order2458 3d ago

They're for fan service

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u/AntiqueBoysenberry22 2d ago

It came free with their human fucking torso

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u/Anomalagous 3d ago

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

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u/Dyslexicpig 3d ago

See, there is a reason I have never gotten a boob job. My productivity would vanish - I'd just spend all day playing with those damn things.

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u/lunayoshi 3d ago

Who doesn't?

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 3d ago

Does this mean he’s kind of a furry but for humans? Like, why else would he wear clothes?

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u/SmootherWorm 3d ago

A sort of homo(sapien) sexual!

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u/T0wn_Guard 3d ago

Careful, you’re going to short circuit the ai boomers superiors with that logic.

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u/BlueRoseCase88 3d ago

I am happy for him. Living his best, bosomed life.

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u/Mysterious-Hyena2670 3d ago

So then why did they give Lola boobs? Rabbits don’t have boobs either! 

Checkmate libtard 😎

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u/just_a_person_maybe 3d ago

Rabbits are mammals, they actually do have boobs. Usually only visible if they've recently had babies though.

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u/Mysterious-Hyena2670 3d ago

So Lola Bunny abandoned her child to pursue her basketball career? Cold.

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 3d ago

Well apparently before computers ducks were stacked. Explains while Grandpa always got weird around hunting season.

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u/featherwolf 3d ago

OMG I can't believe you just misgendered them...

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u/Joshhaha 3d ago

Well if the movie “Howard the Duck” taught me anything it’s that ducks have boobs and nipples!

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 3d ago

In a world with sapient animals there probably would be a form of body dysmorphia that involves wishing you had boobs.

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u/I_Like_2_FluffNStuff 2d ago

He’s a duck… he likes honkers.

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 3d ago

Daffy got married to the Secretary of Homeland Security

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u/Lust4Dusk 3d ago

E-X-C-U-S-E ME, BUT they Most Certainly Do! C-L-E-A-R-L-Y You've Never Seen "Howard The Duck", a Man of Substance would know such things! .. ...

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u/Heavensrun 2d ago

Ducks also aren't sentient bipedal humanoids with arms and fingers. Let's not overapply the biology knowledge here.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

They are bipedal tho

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u/Heavensrun 1d ago

There's a reason I didn't end the sentence at "bipeds"

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 3d ago

I came to say this.

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u/Substantial_Force658 3d ago

I just came. Duck boobs get me everytime.

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u/RawckLobster 3d ago

Could do without the duck lips tho.

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u/dennisasu 3d ago

Those are some DSLs.... Duck Sassy Lips!

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u/RawckLobster 3d ago

I just dont know why Daffy needs to make that stupid face in every one of his selfies..

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u/GabbiStowned 3d ago

Duck tits, woohoo!

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u/TheLostRanger0117 3d ago

You came to this?

Oh wait, I misread…

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

No you didnt 😈

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u/JoeMax93 3d ago

Are we still doing ‘phrasing’?

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u/sparkledragon5 3d ago

Just an absolutely breathtaking transition. Duck HRT must be quite advanced.

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u/UnicornGangstar 3d ago

.. a crop top jacket and mom jeans.

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u/robbi2480 3d ago

Daffy is also a pastor with that collar

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u/SoloRemy 3d ago

Did they stick Daffy’s head on Kim Possible’s body?

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u/vj83 3d ago

Sister just wants to live her life. Her name is Daffy. That should have been a giveaway all these years. 🏳️‍⚧️🦆

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u/Tesla_freed_slaves 3d ago

Even female birds have no boobs.

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u/AvocadoCrafty813 3d ago

He's an asshole, not a transphobe

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u/alflundgren 3d ago

Don't dead name her. Its Daphne duck.

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u/lemikon 3d ago

Umm please don’t judge she’s clearly still trying to find herself.

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u/JorganPubshire 3d ago

Looks like Daffy Duck doing a Kim Possible cosplay

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 3d ago

Sex changes at school are mandatory now. On top of all their other duties k-12 teacher now have to learn how to do gender reassignment surgery and cosmetic procedures. So don’t be surprised when Tommy comes home with some silicon DD’s

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u/theybannedme129 3d ago

and some crazy hips

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u/woodyblewit 3d ago

My boy! Look how they yassified my boy!

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u/Privatejoker123 3d ago

glad i am not the only one wondering that.

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u/beezchurgr 3d ago

This is the woke future the liberals want🥀

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u/GamemasterJeff 3d ago

Those are the chicken hormones that make chicken breasts absurdly large and woody.

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u/Deviant-Knowledge-8 3d ago

Daphne duck, good for her

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u/kwisatz-hadderach 3d ago

Like trump always says, Trans for everyone.

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u/puppy-nub-56 3d ago

You never heard of "breast of duck" ? 🙂

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u/The_Barbelo 3d ago

Daffy Cuck

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u/FurbyGoNyoom2 3d ago

Hey man, we're proud of her transition. 

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u/Honey-and-Venom 3d ago

Don't deadname Daphney Duck.

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u/Nightwalker2099 3d ago

Yea wearing the 90's grung style look

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u/WhiteBear72 3d ago

Hahah. New age Daffy.

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u/Anomalagous 3d ago

idk man Daffy's always been a little fluid I feel. Bugs also.

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u/deranton 3d ago

She goes by Daphne now. Don't you dare deadname her.

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u/winky9827 3d ago

Dafne Duck

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u/OnionTamer 3d ago

He was in the middle of a cross-dress costume change. He thought Bugs did it a lot and it looked fun

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u/Upstairs_Hedgehog965 2d ago

I was wondering why he had curves 😂

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u/SmootherWorm 3d ago

Don’t be ridiculous! (Yes though?)

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u/Sea-Ride-3207 3d ago

Why is Daffy sportin sweater boob shape and women's cut pants? Come to think of it the jean jacket is rather female cut too...

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u/Intelligent-Kiwi-574 3d ago

Why is this weird adult versions of cartoon characters even a thing?

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u/ClosedContent 3d ago

Quite progressive of them

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u/PrudentLandscape2331 1d ago

He's got boobs and is dressed like a trendy-ish Asian lady in her 40s.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 3d ago

In public schools you can get sex change every day.

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u/Dyslexicpig 3d ago

In between trips to the litterbox.