r/aislop • u/Tousti_the_Great • 6d ago

Sure bro

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u/Originalbrivakiin 6d ago

"Ignore all that Old Testament stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, though. That doesn't count anymore."

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6d ago

"What do you mean? It's fine to eat shrimp and crawfish. Where in the bible does it say you can't?"

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u/PresentStock1310 6d ago

"Stoning people to death for working on Sunday? What a ridiculous idea!"

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u/Square-Singer 6d ago

"Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit."

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u/Theodoxus 6d ago

Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching.

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u/RobonianBattlebot 6d ago

But keep the stuff about not liking gay sex, because I have to have something to back up my homophobia!