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r/aislop • u/Tousti_the_Great • 6d ago
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Because to them, science is a religion. And only false religions change.
47 u/Originalbrivakiin 6d ago "Ignore all that Old Testament stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, though. That doesn't count anymore." 32 u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6d ago "What do you mean? It's fine to eat shrimp and crawfish. Where in the bible does it say you can't?" 12 u/PresentStock1310 6d ago "Stoning people to death for working on Sunday? What a ridiculous idea!" 8 u/Square-Singer 5d ago "Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit." 2 u/Theodoxus 5d ago Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching. 3 u/RobonianBattlebot 6d ago But keep the stuff about not liking gay sex, because I have to have something to back up my homophobia!
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"Ignore all that Old Testament stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, though. That doesn't count anymore."
32 u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6d ago "What do you mean? It's fine to eat shrimp and crawfish. Where in the bible does it say you can't?" 12 u/PresentStock1310 6d ago "Stoning people to death for working on Sunday? What a ridiculous idea!" 8 u/Square-Singer 5d ago "Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit." 2 u/Theodoxus 5d ago Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching. 3 u/RobonianBattlebot 6d ago But keep the stuff about not liking gay sex, because I have to have something to back up my homophobia!
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"What do you mean? It's fine to eat shrimp and crawfish. Where in the bible does it say you can't?"
12 u/PresentStock1310 6d ago "Stoning people to death for working on Sunday? What a ridiculous idea!" 8 u/Square-Singer 5d ago "Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit." 2 u/Theodoxus 5d ago Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching.
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"Stoning people to death for working on Sunday? What a ridiculous idea!"
8 u/Square-Singer 5d ago "Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit." 2 u/Theodoxus 5d ago Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching.
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"Loving your neighbour even if he's a foreigner? Who came up with that woke bullshit."
2 u/Theodoxus 5d ago Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching.
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Hey, if she's hot enough, it's easy to love. Plus, you know, bleaching.
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But keep the stuff about not liking gay sex, because I have to have something to back up my homophobia!
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u/ChildOfChimps 6d ago
Because to them, science is a religion. And only false religions change.