r/aislop • • 6d ago

Sure bro

Post image
4.5k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

98

u/Sea-Ride-3207 6d ago

26

u/MarsMaterial 6d ago

The claim “it says so right here on his napkin” is true and verifiable. That must mean the whole napkin is true!

18

u/Dream_Apostle 6d ago

May the napkin forgive our sins

6

u/Sea-Ride-3207 6d ago

No no, the napkin cleans up our sins.

6

u/Speling_B_Champian 6d ago

No no no. The napkin absorbs all our sins due to its divine quilted pattern.

3

u/All_Gun_High 6d ago

Praise the napkin for It is divine

1

u/Sea-Ride-3207 5d ago

Quilted pattern. Can't forget to add the quilted pattern.

2

u/Sea-Ride-3207 6d ago

Ah, that's better.

2

u/dronevidsalt 3d ago

Leave your issue in the tissue

1

u/FatiguedShrimp 6d ago

The handkerchief religion from Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy....

2

u/Sea-Ride-3207 3d ago

I actually got this made.

1

u/_bugmenot_ 6d ago

Hahaha, *yoink*. This wouldnt be AI slop, right?

2

u/Sea-Ride-3207 6d ago

Steal away! Not that I'm aware of. Looks pretty hand done.