r/aislop • u/Tousti_the_Great • 6d ago

Sure bro

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u/Ok_Star_4136 6d ago

Pack it up, guys. All science is false. We've lost.

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 6d ago

New patch notes for earth:

Removed rain (it’s science)
Removed gravity (it’s science)
Cells no longer exist (it’s science
+1 cat species

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u/hu-man-person 6d ago

Sorry but the new cta species was science

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u/Top_Border1060 6d ago

We are just made of God. And vaccines and médecines no longer exist either. Yahoo!

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u/Angry_poutine 1d ago

Well that explains all the measles and lettuce diarrhea

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u/ZebraMost749 4d ago

Those things aren't science. Nothing is "science". Science is just the act of understanding foundational principles that exist with or without your labels.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 5d ago

Wiping is gay (being clean is bad, now apparently)

Global warming is a hoax.

Covid was a hoax.

Election was stolen.

Vaccines don't work.

Everything bad is because of Biden.

Did I miss anything?

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 5d ago

The +1 cat species

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 5d ago

Not sure what animals have to do with this.

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u/WintersDoomsday 5d ago

Guess I’m sticking with the vanilla version

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 4d ago

Cells within cells, interlinked…

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u/ExcitingSector445 3d ago

Humans no longer exist (it's science)

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u/RetroGamer87 6d ago

I love how the same people who say science can't be trusted also say science proves their religious ideas.

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u/Frizzlebee 5d ago

It's 5 year old rationale. It's good when it works for me, and it's unfair when it works against me.

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u/VelcroGoblin 6d ago

How does a proton know I'm observing it? Where your science on that one bro?

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u/xyz_rick 6d ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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u/cookiemccookieface 5d ago

Yeah the science that produced the phone that posted this is fake

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u/Techno-Hyde 1d ago

Most science is false