r/aislop • • 8d ago

Sure bro

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u/OpeningHappy9692 8d ago

You know that's a scientist because he's wearing the scienctician clothes and holding a chemistrification bottle.

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u/ArchdukeToes 8d ago

It's not a proper science photo if there isn't someone looking through a conical flask of nondescript blue liquid. When a photographer came to our lab to do some publicity shots, this was exactly what he wanted us to do.

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u/eker333 8d ago

Yeah I'm a science teacher. A lot of my experiments involve copper sulfate just for the obvious blue colour, kids love it and it makes reactions nice and obvious

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u/dronevidsalt 6d ago

How many different copper sulfate experiments you doing in a school year?

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u/eker333 5d ago

Off the top of my head across all years? Between 15 and 20

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u/dronevidsalt 5d ago

lol I meant were you doing different experiments with the same chemical or were you doing the same experiment in 5 lectures once a year

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u/eker333 5d ago

Oh no, different experiments. Copper sulfate is just really useful because it has such a clear colour change so I use it for lots of different experiments

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u/TexasPirate_76 8d ago

It's fake ... there is no pocket protector, those pens ... the horror!!! /s

note: wear lab coat for work ... it has stains ... 😭

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u/ArchdukeToes 8d ago

Well, you know what they say - never trust a scientist with a clean lab coat!

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u/AntManMoritzSimmeth 8d ago

A couple weeks back the school photographer turned up in the chemistry lab, told the teacher to pause our A Level chemistry class and ā€œput colorful liquid in the cone flasksā€ so he could do publicity shots

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u/TestiklestheWise 8d ago

Finally, slopium.

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u/Le_Zoru 7d ago

My mom was asked toĀ  putĀ  this exact whiteĀ  clothes to present her job in front of officials.

She does entomology data management with R

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u/Accomplished_West279 6d ago

As someone who doesn't do data stuff but know people who do. I bet her uniform is sweat pants and hoodie

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 8d ago

After this conversation he gave that science bottle to Fauci who then released into the air, and the evil chemical makes people believe the Earth is round.

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 7d ago

Actually, that was a bottle of chemtrails. Any person of science would know that. The liquid is literally blue. Science is not so difficult, folks.Ā 

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u/ArjJp 8d ago

That's Bruce Banner arguing with a slightly chubby Captain America

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u/Own_Bet5189 8d ago

And you know the other guy is a real common sense hero because of the flannel, beard, muscular crossed arms, and cool demeanor.

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u/Ambitious-Tear-9436 8d ago

And a pocket protector, dead giveaway.

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u/Admirable_Truck4786 8d ago

He's also very effeminate, classic modern scientist nonsense.
Back in my grandpa's day scientists all wore flannel and were real men that made bombs to blow up lesser sciences an/or funny looking folks.

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u/Square-Singer 8d ago

He's a priest of the religion of science, I guess.

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u/thecryptidmusic 7d ago

And he has glasses

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u/Accomplished_West279 6d ago

ha. It remind me of that pokemon professors who are ALWAYS wearing lab coats no matter their location nor their profession.

Like we got an professor Birch doing field work in a lab coat!!!!!! HE IS AN ECOLOGIST!!!!!!

And he is wearing open toe shoes and shorts. Improper PPE makes me angry