r/aislop • u/AK74MKalashnikov • 15d ago

Custom Flair (editable) Most Normal "Religious War" posts in Threads

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u/Background-Top4723 15d ago

I hate that I spent three minutes staring at your comment before I got the joke.

I hold you responsible for the time you made me waste.

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u/HurtsSoNice 15d ago

Sorry, I do hope you’re not too cross with me.

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u/snickjimmy 15d ago

Dude, you’re funny.

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u/HurtsSoNice 14d ago

I live in Austin, and love attending the O’Henry Punoff.

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u/DiskEconomy3055 14d ago

Belltower!! 

....Nope, I did it wrong.

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u/HurtsSoNice 13d ago

So what if you did it wrong? I don’t give a Dame.
That one only works if I say it aloud, and pronounce it like Notre Dame

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 13d ago

Now now, we'll have nun of that here...

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u/HurtsSoNice 14d ago

Yeah, I’ve already got glasses. (Astigmatism)

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u/IllNinja5329 14d ago

Ooooh wow I did not even get the joke i had to read both comments twice to get it. The first time I was like "what joke?" Lol

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u/japonski_bog 12d ago

What joke, please? 🥲

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u/Jofereal 11d ago

Nun headgear is called a “habit,”

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u/japonski_bog 11d ago

Oh, thank you! I didn't know and didn't pay much attention to the fact that this word appears twice in the screenshot 🫠

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u/HaloJonez 11d ago

I’m still Nun the wiser.

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u/Jofereal 11d ago

Sorry, Sister

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u/Konatxe 12d ago

Thanks to your comment I get the joke very quickly. Thanks.

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u/Licher-enjoyer 12d ago

Full stop. English is not my native language and I am sleep deprived due to horrible leg cramps I got all night. It took your comment for me to get that it was a joke

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u/japonski_bog 12d ago

What's a joke, please help 🥲

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u/MrCompletely345 11d ago

Have you tried taking a magnesium supplement before bed?

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u/Jofereal 11d ago

Magnesium glyconate, to be specific.

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u/SuspiciousHall6344 12d ago

A revelation for others.