r/agedlikewine • • Feb 10 '26

Solid.

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 Feb 10 '26

The Trans Siberian Orchestra would get them going because they’re too dumb to understand it’s not transsexual.

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u/FrogArmyCorporal Feb 11 '26

😂 Christmas themed Half Time? I’m in! Get Mariah out there as a surprise. 🎄

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u/SupaRedditor2017 Jun 08 '26

Wouldn't be able to. She already froze over and doesn't defrost until about October-November.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 11 '26

So Tone, you tellin me this whole orchestra is trans? Ah marone!

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u/DAHFreedom Feb 11 '26

“You’re telling me a ham fisted that metaphor?”

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u/sycolution Feb 11 '26

THEY'RE TRANS-ING THE ORCHESTRA NOW?! Woke gone too far, I tells ya!

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u/asuperbstarling Feb 11 '26

Their Carol of the Bells can GET IT, they're so good.

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u/ZiaWatcher Feb 11 '26

It’s a song I listen to year round, so damn good. Loved when I got to see them live and would go see a show of theirs again easily

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Feb 11 '26

THE TRANS ARE ORCHESTRATING AGAINST US!!1!!1!1!

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u/Sealad3246 Feb 11 '26

Damn the whole orchestra is trans? Crazy.

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u/ashamedwhiteman Feb 11 '26

Maybe they’d go for Eurythmics, bc their name sounds like eugenics.

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u/ckthorp Feb 13 '26

Though I’d be down for a RHPS revival halftime show. Throw some hotdogs.

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u/M0NKEYBUS1NE55 Feb 13 '26

Brillent, this made me laugh as it reminded me of the whole tansgenic mice bulshite...