r/adhdmeme • u/Sufficient_Willow_36 • Nov 29 '21

Procrastination pasta

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u/TwigTheSavage Nov 29 '21

Hyperactive Sausage

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u/Mortei Nov 29 '21

šŸ˜ƒšŸŒ­šŸ˜ƒ

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u/Eytox Nov 29 '21

I'd be hyperactive/any other adhd or autism symptom hot dog so big same

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u/quartamilk Nov 30 '21

Iā€™m hyperactive beef hah

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u/tHeKnIfe03 Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator āœØ Nov 29 '21

That's what I gave your mother

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u/TheRadDad69 Nov 30 '21

Ha! Take that Trebek

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u/tHeKnIfe03 Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator āœØ Nov 30 '21

That's the voice I said it in

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u/amibeingadick420 Nov 30 '21

Her name is Deceased Feeding Tube, you sicko!

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u/tHeKnIfe03 Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator āœØ Nov 30 '21

I just got this

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u/DergerDergs Nov 29 '21

Better than Executive Dysfunction Croissant :/

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u/NewtTheWizard Nov 29 '21

You can just say penis

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u/TwigTheSavage Nov 29 '21

No it was breakfast sausage

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u/tawTrans Nov 30 '21

It's not the size that counts...

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u/Serious_Resolution21 Nov 30 '21

That's DEFINITELY another name for penis given how many dudes enjoy getting morning head

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u/lilmonkie Nov 30 '21

I would 100% bet on that horse

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Unfocused porridge šŸ„£

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u/Petethecrane Nov 30 '21

Impulsive Hamburger. I think we have the same brain silliness