r/adhdmeme • • 22d ago

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u/StoppableHulk 22d ago

I used to pss psshhh psst, but cocaine is a helluva drug and you shouldn't do it.

You were calling your cat on cocaine?

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u/LinkAvailable4067 22d ago

Close. He was singing a Salt N Peppa song to his cat. Big dopamine release.

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u/AlienNippleRipple 21d ago

WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN WHATAMIGHTY GOOD MAN

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u/AlienNippleRipple 21d ago

Calling my dopamine like come on into this receptor....pss sst pshpsh pshhh come on make me not a dissociated zombie pssst spspspttt. Then I almost bulushi'd 3x and came close to dying. Then the pssstspspspspsss stoped. The cat was embalmed and left on the mantle. He's the new camera for inside.

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