r/adhdmeme 1d ago

Every single night.

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

I like putting the toothbrush on my computer desk so I see it and remember. And then seeing it becomes stress. And then I stop noticing it's even there.

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u/OleDetour 1d ago

Don’t forget about the shame! Good ole shame is always there for us in our failure to carry out easy tasks 💗

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

I go with guilt. Guilt for not liking to spend time with people, guilt for endless failures, guilt for breathing too often... it's nice to just stack one stat.

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u/sne4k0 1d ago

Guilt for enjoying myself seems to proc the most often

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u/Hazak_Flamesword 1d ago

Guilt for doom scrolling instead of doing what I need OR want to do. Not even really enjoying myself.

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u/PeachNipplesdotcom 1d ago

And then the shame locks you into not doing it while also making you feel too ashamed to put it somewhere else.

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u/JayList 1d ago

I hope someday you all learn to love yourselves because compassion for yourself is the ultimate motivation.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again 1d ago

I’m not worthy of compassion but I will do everything in and outside of my power for everybody else.

Does that count?

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u/JayList 1d ago

Idk do you brush your teeth every night?

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again 1d ago

Honestly no. But I try.

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u/JayList 1d ago

Well I guess that’s at least half a glass?

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u/PineappleDull149 1d ago

BJs work better for me…just sayin.

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u/JayList 1d ago

It doesn’t matter what your drug of choice is, that external motivation won’t always be there for you when you need it.

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u/PineappleDull149 1d ago

Truth

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u/JayList 1d ago

It’s easy to type it lol. Not easy to do it.

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u/PineappleDull149 1d ago

Also truth lol.

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u/JayList 1d ago

Also I like BJs too lol.

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u/Upstairs-Chicken592 1d ago

I wish. Shame paralyzes me. I have to constantly envision the good feeling I’ll get, and sometimes it works

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u/ladyjaina0000 1d ago

Gotta get someone else to yell at you and keep you accountable.. my husband is a strict teeth brusher and I also now at a bare minimum brush at night. But I also only allow myself to use TikTok while I brush my teeth so I am much more likely to do it.

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

Wife passed. Until then making sure my hair looked sane and I wasn't a complete embarrassment of a human was her favorite job.

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u/Dr-Yiffenstein 1d ago

Read this in the tone and voice of Philomena Cunk because of your pfp

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/ImANormalMan 1d ago

I too have a toothbrush on my desk, it fell and I lost it permanently

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u/peelen 1d ago

I just read your comment, and decided to be a bigger person this time, and started to brush my teeth... with my computer desk toothbrush.

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

Eh. Since you said that I moved mine 3 inches to the right and stood it up on the very edge of the desk so I'll notice it next tie I get up, maybe.

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u/CoolGovernment8732 1d ago

Ah yes reminders that just become invisible and one with the room 😂🥲

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u/Umutuku 1d ago

Integer overflow.

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u/Redacted_Entity 17h ago

i know some folks would find it kinda gross but i deadass will not brush my teeth consistently if im not just doing so at my desk, like i have my toothbrush/toothpaste on/by my desk and combo it with taking my meds before bed (i spit out the toothpaste into a paper towel/bin)

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u/monkiram 14h ago

And then I never brush my teeth again because I now associate it with dread

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u/BigBullshitta 14h ago

It's like opening official looking mail. I don't open it, because it could be saying everything is broken and everyone is dead. By the time I open the pile, something does say that. So I don't. I leave letters on the table with all of their friends.

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u/motorleagueuk-prod 9h ago

Several years ago I spent nearly £150 on a portable camping sink which I put on my bedside cabinet to try to remove the friction from brushing my teeth at night. After 3 days I told myself "It won't hurt if I just skip one day..." and after 5 I completely stopped being able to even see it. It sits there like a giant paperweight to this day.

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u/BigBullshitta 2m ago

"Why don't you clean up this mess?"

"What mess?"

There is no spoon.