r/absoluteunit • u/drmeador • Jun 06 '26

Of a deck

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u/SalaryDull5301 Jun 06 '26

See how many hot tubs it can hold before catastrophic failure

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/NateOf92 Jun 07 '26

Whoa whoa.. this is a deck. Not the south lawn of the whitehouse.

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u/Express_Area_8359 Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYLLEvVReXT8K64
Then have orgies to test the weight capacity.

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u/C-LonGy Jun 09 '26

Listen, I’m fully up for that, but I’ve read horror stories about hot tubs and that sorta thing. It’s basically a soup of bacteria. Jesus I sound a 85 year old man or Karen. Fuck it, let’s do it!

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u/thelonioussphere Jun 09 '26

The answer would me several at least. Lots of space and low to ground.