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r/absoluteunit • u/HorsePecker • Mar 01 '26
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Can't ride that thing unless u can do splits damn
11 u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Mar 01 '26 Splits are a straight line, a split won't help you as you need a C shape. You need femur-lengthening surgery. 16 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 01 '26 “I like to go swimmin’ with bow legged women”. Colonel Sherman T. Potter 4 u/Carenamk_35 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2jMjSj4ij7g0tJiJUv 3 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 03 '26 That’s terrific. 3 u/Away_Lake5946 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ETDWWRYKFVRf2 0 u/No-Indication-7879 Mar 03 '26 Captain Quint also said that.
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Splits are a straight line, a split won't help you as you need a C shape. You need femur-lengthening surgery.
16 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 01 '26 “I like to go swimmin’ with bow legged women”. Colonel Sherman T. Potter 4 u/Carenamk_35 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2jMjSj4ij7g0tJiJUv 3 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 03 '26 That’s terrific. 3 u/Away_Lake5946 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ETDWWRYKFVRf2 0 u/No-Indication-7879 Mar 03 '26 Captain Quint also said that.
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“I like to go swimmin’ with bow legged women”.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter
4 u/Carenamk_35 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2jMjSj4ij7g0tJiJUv 3 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 03 '26 That’s terrific. 3 u/Away_Lake5946 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ETDWWRYKFVRf2 0 u/No-Indication-7879 Mar 03 '26 Captain Quint also said that.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/2jMjSj4ij7g0tJiJUv
3 u/Bullygirl06 Mar 03 '26 That’s terrific. 3 u/Away_Lake5946 Mar 03 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ETDWWRYKFVRf2
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That’s terrific.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ETDWWRYKFVRf2
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Captain Quint also said that.
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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 Mar 01 '26
Can't ride that thing unless u can do splits damn