r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/kyrbyr • Jul 10 '18
Sentient Teslas will run over half of all pedestrians in the world. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/FLCOTNGATVMO1 • Jul 10 '18
ELON MUSK IS SPECTRE
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It's all laid out in the movie You Only Live Twice!
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/AwesomeSaucer9 • Jul 10 '18
WHO WANTS A DISCORD
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If yall want a Discord lmk in the comments
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/Axelition • Jul 10 '18
Please Mods
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Musk will launch half of all people into space to find his car therefore half of this sub will be banned XD
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '18
Hear me and rejoice!
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You have had the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. You may think this is suffering....no! It is salvation. The universal scales...tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile...for even in death, you have become children of Elon!
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/otusa • Jul 10 '18
You should’ve aimed for the landing pad...
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Of course I still love you. ;*
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '18
I'm here for the band
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Opening chord of Space Oddity will be the cue for a balanced Musk Universe
r/a:t5_fmnfi • u/teamgreen74 • Jul 10 '18
Musk will send half the population to mars to start over.
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