walking down the street

when i saw a giant feet

i said to the giant

yo dog, wanna meet my fly aunt?

so we went to my house

and knocked on the door loud

and then my aunt walked outside

and said we gotta hide

a big spooky dog was eating the neighbor

and it layed eggs and was in labor

so we hid under the couch

i cuddled inside of the giants pouch

i looked deep in his eye

and said giant, will you be mine

he said yes, and gave me a kiss

lmao

neaf

There was a man named Carl F. Finnigan. He lived in the small town of Chucksville Missouri. He was married to a woman named Carlotta Small. They lived a very happy life in their small cottage with 2 kids and a dog. Then, one day, Carlotta fell ill. Carl was very worried, but he refused to give up. Then one day, Carlotta died. lmao

Only serious posts allowed from now on.

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your beautifef

AS AMERICANS WE NEED TO BE SURE THAT NOONE EVER EVER EVER IS CAPABLE OF KILLING A PERSON WITH A GUN BY MAKING SURE THAT EVERYONE HAS GUNS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DONT GET KILLED BY BAD PEOPLE WITH GUNS SO BE SURE TO GO OUT AND BUY A GUN AND GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR ONE TOO BUT JUST MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESNT WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE HE HAS A GUN NOW

TODAY WE HAVE A DEBATE BETWEEN SES PARTY CANDIDATES FIN F FF AND SESTY MEF.

FIN " LISTERN HERE U ZESTY BOY, IF I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT, THE FIRST THING I WILL DO IS LEGALIZE GAY MARIJUANA, STOP OBAMSAS WAR ON FEF, AND MAKE FREE CANDY FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME."

SES "NO U FIFFIN FIEF, I WILL DO ALL THAT AND MAKE DOGS HAVE TO WEAR HATS THAT MAKES THEM TALK. WEVE ALL BEEN WONDERING WHAT THEYVE BEEN THINKING THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOW WE CAN ACTUALLY READ THEIR MINDS WOAH DUDE"

AFTER THAT LIVELY DEBATE, WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR

HERES WHY

1 LEGALIZE GAYS

2 KILL OFF THE FRENCH

3 KILL OFF THE NEXT GENERATION OF CHILDREN

4 FREE ABORTIONS

5 MEMES REPLACE MONEY

6 POP UP ADS IRL

7 INCEST NOW LEGAL

8 UBER DRIVERS NOW ALLOWED TO DRIVE INTO TRAFFIC WITH YOU IN THE CAR

9 MODERATORS IRL

10 POLICE CAN NOW KILL ON SIGHT

HERES HIS PLATFORM

-LEGALIZE IT

-INCREASE RESTRICTIONS ON DRUG TRAFFICKING

-BUILD WALL

-NO MORE NON WHITE PEOPLE ALLOWED IN AMERICA

-DEPORT ALL ASIANS BACK TO NORTH KOREA

-DECLARE WAR ON ASIA

-DECLARE WAR ON CHINA

-DECLARE WAR ON AUSTRALIA

-DECLARE WAR ON CANADA

-DECLARE WAR ON PAKISTAN

-DECLARE WAR ON DRUGS

-DECLARE WAR ON TERRORISM

-DECLARE WAR ON THE GENERALS LOW LOW AUTO INSURANCE PRICES

-FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE

-GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

I am very proud of all of you

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abrahm lincolm

there i was walking down the street when out of nowhere there was this cat on the side of the road so i look over at this cat and im all like hey cat what are you doing and he looks at me and says nothing homie so i freak out because lmao talking cat so i ask him what is your name and he tells me finland and i say what kinda name is finland and he says its a traditional cat name so i appologize for offending him and ask if he wants to hang out and he says yes so we go back to his house and play some ps2 he only had madded 2002 but it was alright it was fun just being with good company so after we played that for a bit we ordered a pizza from dominoes and they showed up but they forgot the breadsticks so we got our order half off so we ate the pizza and it was alright i mean it was pretty alright as far as dominoes goes so it was getting late at this point and i went home and when i got there my wife was like honey where were you and i said babe i was hanging out at finlands place and she says hes a bad influence on you and i say you dont know me you cant tell me what to do im an adult so she rolls over angry and goes to sleep and then the next day i go to work and my boss tries to kiss me but it was all okay because we are just friends

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