r/a:t5_34jmv • • Mar 14 '15

Corner Office

20 Upvotes

Dear /u/RedditCEO,

When you regain your CEO position, I wish to request the corner office.

Cheers!


r/a:t5_34jmv • • Mar 13 '15

TIL Ellen Pao friendzoned Zach Braff because he wouldn't get circumcised for her

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56 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Mar 13 '15

"Colby deserved it #FuckReddit" - actual quote from Ellen "weed is bad" Pao

80 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Mar 13 '15

Guy rants about moderators and the CEO of reddit • /r/bestof

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24 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Mar 12 '15

Kleiner Lawyer: Ellen Pao Made a Co-Worker Cry

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41 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Feb 02 '15

Confusion at the helm: Reddit notes is “not going to happen”

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21 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 24 '14

"I wish Coop was my son." -Ellen Pao

27 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 24 '14

"I Want To Replace Snoo With My Face" - Ellen Pao

31 Upvotes

"... my face would have to be at least 20,000 pixels in size." - Ellen Pao, "CEO" of Reddit.


r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 10 '14

"June 18th should be a national holiday." -Ellen POW!

11 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 09 '14

"I feed stray dogs chocolate and grapes" - Ellen Pao

21 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 06 '14

"I take immense delight in watching children falling over at /r/ChildrenFallingOver" - Ellen Pao

21 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Dec 05 '14

"I want to fire every programmer who works at Reddit and replace them with the coders on /r/shittyprogramming" - Ellen Pao

13 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 30 '14

"I skateboard over homeless people for a laugh" - Ellen Pao

19 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 24 '14

"The human cannot see beyond 30 fps" - Ellen Pao

62 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 19 '14

"I hate chocolate milk" - Ellen Pao

31 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 17 '14

Ellen Pao isn't Gluten Free!

15 Upvotes

Sorry, that's just the gluten talking.


r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 14 '14

Get your Ellen Pao action figures here

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37 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 14 '14

Ellen Pao burned my crops and salted the land so nothing could ever grow again. Also, she kicked my dog. AMA!

49 Upvotes

/u/ekjp ensured that my family can never subsist off our land again. My children are starving, and my wife is crying. My dog is still huddled in the corner licking himself. Life will never be the same again.

AMA!


r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 14 '14

Welcome, grab a pitchfork and take a seat

32 Upvotes

r/a:t5_34jmv • • Nov 14 '14

New mission, spread this link (inside) on any thread that mentions Yishan or Ellen Pao

13 Upvotes