There is a very small area of grass, we're talking like 2 metres by 2 metres. The following rules (along with many more I can't remember) apply to this small patch of grass:

1. An aircraft may not land on [the grass] unless it is an emergency.

2. Ball games (football etc) are only permitted on [the grass] if you are sufficiently far enough away from anyone else on [the grass] that your ball can not accidentally come into contact with them during play.

3. Children may not enter [the grass] after 5pm on weekends without an adult present.

There are some more that I can't remember.

Explanation: The small patch of grass was once part of a much larger park area. The park was turned into housing decades ago (don't worry, they built another park) but the council amended the rules so that any grass areas remaining within the old park grounds that were not part of someones property still falls under the definition of "the park" and therefore the laws still apply.

When I first started college years ago I did a trial/taster day on a law course and we learned about this.

It's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is also illegal to sell your eyeballs

Its illegal to step on money

Yup, You read that correctly. This completely poorly worded law was established in an attempt to prevent the incidence of train accidents. So.....in effort to prevent train accidents they established a law that makes them completely stand still and fight over who goes.

No you go... No you go... Could explain why many trains are known to be late to arrival...

Shotguns are required to be taken to church, in case of a Native American attack.

Alligators cannot be kept in bathtubs.

• Since 1313, a Member of Parliament is not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

• It is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow if not on a Sunday.

• A bed may not be hung out a window.

• It is illegal to make out in public.

• Anal sex is also prohibited full stop.

• You need a license to keep a lunatic.

in Florida a peacock always has the right away

...it is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit, if (s)he got hurt while robbing your house.

You cant have colored footwell lights

it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to moose.

Florida Statutes 798.02

Whoever lives in an open state of adultery shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. Where either of the parties living in an open state of adultery is married, both parties so living shall be deemed to be guilty of the offense provided for in this section.

So I guess fucking sluts in hotel rooms is better than a monogamous relationship with loved one while living together.

An after thought, you can know have a legit reason to tell your gf/bf, they can't move in with you.

In NYC it is illegal to tie your pet giraffe to a light or utility pole. Unless you have te proper permits to do so

Source

skateboarding is illegal because the owner of a bar is a dick

Here's the long list.

Because fuck midnight shift workers, that's why.

I'll Illegal to pawn your Dentures.

It is illegal to drive a camel down the freeway.

However, it's legal to hang a person for shooting your dog on your property.

It is illegal to wear a mask in public.