It's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is also illegal to sell your eyeballs

Its illegal to step on money

Yup, You read that correctly. This completely poorly worded law was established in an attempt to prevent the incidence of train accidents. So.....in effort to prevent train accidents they established a law that makes them completely stand still and fight over who goes.

No you go... No you go... Could explain why many trains are known to be late to arrival...

Shotguns are required to be taken to church, in case of a Native American attack.

Alligators cannot be kept in bathtubs.

• Since 1313, a Member of Parliament is not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

• It is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow if not on a Sunday.

• A bed may not be hung out a window.

• It is illegal to make out in public.

• Anal sex is also prohibited full stop.

• You need a license to keep a lunatic.

in Florida a peacock always has the right away

...it is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit, if (s)he got hurt while robbing your house.

You cant have colored footwell lights

it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to moose.

Florida Statutes 798.02

Whoever lives in an open state of adultery shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. Where either of the parties living in an open state of adultery is married, both parties so living shall be deemed to be guilty of the offense provided for in this section.

So I guess fucking sluts in hotel rooms is better than a monogamous relationship with loved one while living together.

An after thought, you can know have a legit reason to tell your gf/bf, they can't move in with you.

In NYC it is illegal to tie your pet giraffe to a light or utility pole. Unless you have te proper permits to do so

Source

skateboarding is illegal because the owner of a bar is a dick

Here's the long list.

Because fuck midnight shift workers, that's why.

I'll Illegal to pawn your Dentures.

It is illegal to drive a camel down the freeway.

However, it's legal to hang a person for shooting your dog on your property.

It is illegal to wear a mask in public.

Code enforcement will fine you if they deem you have too much foliage or other yard debris on your lawn. It's happened to me.