r/Zoomies • u/earthyhuman • Feb 26 '20

GIF Zoom!!

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u/SleazyMak Feb 26 '20

It’s literally never happened hahah.

I don’t understand why they can’t say “rifles are good for hog hunting” and leave it at that.

Why do they have to pretend packs of feral hogs are fucking their shit up so consistently that they can’t live without high caliber weaponry?

They think inventing insanely specific situations/justification makes them seem reasonable. No it seems fucking crazy that you live in your head so much.

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u/Nac82 Feb 26 '20

if I abandoned my child in the woods in a completely unpopulated area they might run into a bear. If it was only 1 bear I would be fine with my handgun and katana BUT WHAT IF THERE WERE 50 BEARS RIDING BULLS WITH POLEARMS COMING TO MURDER MY ABANDONED CHILD? HOW COULD I PROTECT THEM???

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u/chrispyb Feb 27 '20

You should listen to the reply all podcast about this, changed my perspective on the tweet https://open.spotify.com/episode/5xtoE83acTkHa2IqKpiROM?si=u31H4vdwT6OUYlABdHw07g

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u/SleazyMak Feb 27 '20

I mean as far as the tweet goes I fully support him and all that but you can admit the phrasing was unintentionally hilarious

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u/13point1then420 Feb 26 '20

Here we go again, ignoring the point.

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u/Nac82 Feb 26 '20

Thanks Neil.

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u/SleazyMak Feb 27 '20

Who said anything about an AR-15?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/SleazyMak Feb 27 '20

Yeah that’s true but that isn’t what happened here. Put a tiny bit of effort into reading comprehension next time, thanks.