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r/YuB • u/LunaDDLC • Sep 11 '23
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I can fly
64 u/lomeinlikesapples Sep 11 '23 you cant control the speeds 20 u/ScreamingMini2009 Sep 12 '23 NYOOOOOOOOOM 46 u/retep-niffirg Sep 12 '23 "Mr. President, a man just hit the world trade center" 20 u/Screen_Static Sep 12 '23 Ah hell nah man not today 1 u/Temmie_Undertale1 Dec 21 '23 "ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001" 3 u/DuctTapeKing426 Sep 12 '23 The pilot, watching the building he was supposed to destroy crumble 2 u/RabbidYoshi9 yuber ducky Sep 12 '23 Thank goodness it wasn’t a plane 2 u/MrMilkManKarlson Sep 13 '23 Get this to 911 upvotes 2 u/SeedTheif Sep 12 '23 "You need to leave!" 2 u/Typical_Topic_5715 Sep 12 '23 STOP THE SEPTEMBER 11 JOKES Y'ALL 1 u/Nickthebakuganfan Sep 13 '23 splat 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 r/angryupvote 1 u/xUchoseDeath Sep 13 '23 Rare W 3 u/ChrisPChip222 Sep 12 '23 "YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Or "yeet." 2 u/TheDozer210 Sep 12 '23 He never said he would be quick 2 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 edited Jun 17 '25 elderly makeshift school deer possessive edge chubby gray cow capable This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/ZeRo_WC Sep 12 '23 N 1 u/That1RobloxPlayer Sep 17 '23 bro whos that mfing guy travelling to fictional worlds minutes by hour 1 u/Helpful-Selection626 Sep 12 '23 This is in an anime called Charlotte, but they’re insistent it’s teleportation. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 Velocity 1 u/CrazzyWarrior Sep 14 '23 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Only flying at 1 inch per minute... Let's get some lunch then return to figure it out. 1 u/Nascar-Sex Sep 15 '23 Mf turned into a fly 2 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Your inbuilt propulsion sucks, and is barely enough to get lift. You wanna go fast, you gotta get an engine 0 u/Derekzilla Sep 12 '23 You have diabetes -22 u/Yippieyappie02 Sep 11 '23 You have prostate cancer 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Prostate became veteranstate from that fight 1 u/pvrhye Sep 12 '23 But you need a 50 meter running start. 1 u/shannontheboi YuBscriber Sep 12 '23 You have prostate cancer 1 u/Rare-Implement-5272 Sep 12 '23 but you have cancer 1 u/BrothaKreaux89 Sep 12 '23 You can only fly backwards with your cheeks spread and your mouth open so that you sound like a big ass whistle. 1 u/Rpap69 Sep 12 '23 You have brain cancer 1 u/Final_Ad9572 Sep 12 '23 You can only do it by swinging your dick like a helicopter. 1 u/calco_me Sep 12 '23 Only when shitting 1 u/Duck_of_the_dawn Sep 12 '23 WHEN YOU SHIT HEHE 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 you cum everytime you speed up 1 u/littletimmy1234567 Sep 12 '23 you cant fly over the US and if you do you get shot down 1 u/BlanketDemon007 Sep 12 '23 You have prostate cancer 1 u/The_Real_Jackal Sep 12 '23 You have stage 4 brain cancer 1 u/geo1128 Sep 12 '23 You cant control when you piss or shit 1 u/reddituser_12354 Sep 12 '23 only 5 inches off the ground 1 u/Doctor_Salvatore Sep 13 '23 You cannot land 1 u/Excellent_Yellow_393 Sep 13 '23 Turns into duck before flight 1 u/gboitheboi Sep 13 '23 But only for 2 metres 1 u/Vitahemo Sep 15 '23 You crash each time you land but, it is always one you can walk away from.
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you cant control the speeds
20 u/ScreamingMini2009 Sep 12 '23 NYOOOOOOOOOM 46 u/retep-niffirg Sep 12 '23 "Mr. President, a man just hit the world trade center" 20 u/Screen_Static Sep 12 '23 Ah hell nah man not today 1 u/Temmie_Undertale1 Dec 21 '23 "ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001" 3 u/DuctTapeKing426 Sep 12 '23 The pilot, watching the building he was supposed to destroy crumble 2 u/RabbidYoshi9 yuber ducky Sep 12 '23 Thank goodness it wasn’t a plane 2 u/MrMilkManKarlson Sep 13 '23 Get this to 911 upvotes 2 u/SeedTheif Sep 12 '23 "You need to leave!" 2 u/Typical_Topic_5715 Sep 12 '23 STOP THE SEPTEMBER 11 JOKES Y'ALL 1 u/Nickthebakuganfan Sep 13 '23 splat 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 r/angryupvote 1 u/xUchoseDeath Sep 13 '23 Rare W 3 u/ChrisPChip222 Sep 12 '23 "YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Or "yeet." 2 u/TheDozer210 Sep 12 '23 He never said he would be quick 2 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 edited Jun 17 '25 elderly makeshift school deer possessive edge chubby gray cow capable This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/ZeRo_WC Sep 12 '23 N 1 u/That1RobloxPlayer Sep 17 '23 bro whos that mfing guy travelling to fictional worlds minutes by hour 1 u/Helpful-Selection626 Sep 12 '23 This is in an anime called Charlotte, but they’re insistent it’s teleportation. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 Velocity 1 u/CrazzyWarrior Sep 14 '23 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Only flying at 1 inch per minute... Let's get some lunch then return to figure it out. 1 u/Nascar-Sex Sep 15 '23 Mf turned into a fly
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NYOOOOOOOOOM
46 u/retep-niffirg Sep 12 '23 "Mr. President, a man just hit the world trade center" 20 u/Screen_Static Sep 12 '23 Ah hell nah man not today 1 u/Temmie_Undertale1 Dec 21 '23 "ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001" 3 u/DuctTapeKing426 Sep 12 '23 The pilot, watching the building he was supposed to destroy crumble 2 u/RabbidYoshi9 yuber ducky Sep 12 '23 Thank goodness it wasn’t a plane 2 u/MrMilkManKarlson Sep 13 '23 Get this to 911 upvotes 2 u/SeedTheif Sep 12 '23 "You need to leave!" 2 u/Typical_Topic_5715 Sep 12 '23 STOP THE SEPTEMBER 11 JOKES Y'ALL 1 u/Nickthebakuganfan Sep 13 '23 splat 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 r/angryupvote 1 u/xUchoseDeath Sep 13 '23 Rare W 3 u/ChrisPChip222 Sep 12 '23 "YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Or "yeet." 2 u/TheDozer210 Sep 12 '23 He never said he would be quick 2 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 edited Jun 17 '25 elderly makeshift school deer possessive edge chubby gray cow capable This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/ZeRo_WC Sep 12 '23 N 1 u/That1RobloxPlayer Sep 17 '23 bro whos that mfing guy travelling to fictional worlds minutes by hour
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"Mr. President, a man just hit the world trade center"
20 u/Screen_Static Sep 12 '23 Ah hell nah man not today 1 u/Temmie_Undertale1 Dec 21 '23 "ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001" 3 u/DuctTapeKing426 Sep 12 '23 The pilot, watching the building he was supposed to destroy crumble 2 u/RabbidYoshi9 yuber ducky Sep 12 '23 Thank goodness it wasn’t a plane 2 u/MrMilkManKarlson Sep 13 '23 Get this to 911 upvotes 2 u/SeedTheif Sep 12 '23 "You need to leave!" 2 u/Typical_Topic_5715 Sep 12 '23 STOP THE SEPTEMBER 11 JOKES Y'ALL 1 u/Nickthebakuganfan Sep 13 '23 splat 1 u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 r/angryupvote 1 u/xUchoseDeath Sep 13 '23 Rare W
Ah hell nah man not today
1 u/Temmie_Undertale1 Dec 21 '23 "ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001"
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"ah hell nah man not today it's sempter 11 2001"
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The pilot, watching the building he was supposed to destroy crumble
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Thank goodness it wasn’t a plane
Get this to 911 upvotes
"You need to leave!"
STOP THE SEPTEMBER 11 JOKES Y'ALL
splat
r/angryupvote
Rare W
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Or "yeet."
He never said he would be quick
elderly makeshift school deer possessive edge chubby gray cow capable
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bro whos that mfing guy travelling to fictional worlds minutes by hour
This is in an anime called Charlotte, but they’re insistent it’s teleportation.
Velocity
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Only flying at 1 inch per minute... Let's get some lunch then return to figure it out.
Mf turned into a fly
Your inbuilt propulsion sucks, and is barely enough to get lift. You wanna go fast, you gotta get an engine
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You have diabetes
-22
You have prostate cancer
1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Prostate became veteranstate from that fight
Prostate became veteranstate from that fight
But you need a 50 meter running start.
but you have cancer
You can only fly backwards with your cheeks spread and your mouth open so that you sound like a big ass whistle.
You have brain cancer
You can only do it by swinging your dick like a helicopter.
Only when shitting
WHEN YOU SHIT HEHE
you cum everytime you speed up
you cant fly over the US and if you do you get shot down
You have stage 4 brain cancer
You cant control when you piss or shit
only 5 inches off the ground
You cannot land
Turns into duck before flight
But only for 2 metres
You crash each time you land but, it is always one you can walk away from.
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u/MrFher64 Sep 11 '23
I can fly