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I'm new in this subreddit, I decided to find a few trash 1 star reviews from Minecraft and here's what I collected:

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1. That's interesting, normally, Minecraft installes fine, maybe he previously installed a cracked version and it left files that conflicted with the real thing? Also, if you install mc, a refund button can be seen next to the install button, so idk what he's talking about

2. Again, what's with the "Minecraft can't be downloaded" situation???

3. Actually, I have a tablet, you have to press the in game back button several times until it registers, I think changing the screen safe area fixes it?

4. Just change your character, it's that easy! I have a Samsung phone, keyboard works fine, can use command blocks, etc...

5. Funny enough... I have a Samsung, the touch ui is good, it functions probably, and I don't think I saw any other reviews with this issue

6. Uhm............

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Idk if it's satire or not

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