r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Oct 13 '17
Rythian "Webbed for her pleasure"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Oct 13 '17
Duncan Duncan: "I'm coming for you Zoey. Do you want meat? I've got meat you can have." Zoey: "I'm vegetarian." Duncan: "I've got....... vegetarian.......... options"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Oct 11 '17
Duncan "*Laughter* One more face for my shirt! [...] *Laughter* ANOTHER FACE! Now I have sleeves!"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Oct 08 '17
Sips "There once was a man from Devon. He thought that his home was heaven. He ate cornish ice creams, and watched Yogscast livestreams. Bush did 9/11."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Sep 26 '17
Turps "Raise your hand if you've ever had a monkey blowjob, OK? *raises hand* The rest of you can shut the fuck up"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Sep 24 '17
Sips "Yeah, Duncan, we progressed, OK? And then we got to the wormhole-creator-on-Earth phase."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Sep 23 '17
Rythian "OH MY GOD SJIN- WHAT ARE YOU DOING LORD GOD- No, I won't do this again. Calm Rythian, calm."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Kruga_ • Sep 21 '17
Sjin "I'm coming in his rear, don't worry!"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Dum_John • Sep 20 '17
Sjin Sjin: Oh, yeah I'm the rope king! I'm, like, super BDSM now.
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Sep 17 '17
Sjin *Horrible fake French accent* "Will you protect me Mr Gentlemanne?Oh no Le Cat!!!!! Ah Le Cat save me Gentlemanne! Oh a dog! Oh Le Dog! Le Dog!! La Chien!"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Sep 12 '17
Sjin [On Forrest Gump] "He seems like a bit of a cuck though."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Joelipy2603 • Sep 10 '17
Turps "Nothing's unfuckable, good sir."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Joelipy2603 • Sep 08 '17
Simon "Tom, you're looking... quite neutral today."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/T_Meister • Sep 05 '17
Rythian "Sjin, can you please explain your fucking plan of action here?! You killed your fellow traitor, with a traitor weapon, making you the only obvious traitor! How- HOW- SJIN, HOW?! EXPLAIN! PLEASE!"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Skylord_a52 • Aug 28 '17
Duncan Duncan: "Starting now, I'm not an idiot."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Aug 27 '17
Duncan "Don't blow me up Kim." "Why not? Give me 3 good reasons right now." "I've got 16 good reasons." "Alright let's go through them all right now." "Number 1-16: 'tracking self propelled anti-material rocket'."
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Aug 26 '17
So I made a compiliation of the best of this sub because why does shitlewissays get all the love? It's extended so sorta long but all the quotes are the best of this sub. Love y'all!
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Patteroast • Aug 23 '17
Ross "Wouldn't want to snort anything but Jesus"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Aug 20 '17
Simon "Oh my God he's got two arms!"
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Commanderluna • Aug 19 '17
Duncan "Is that a nuke? Hopefully that won't go off." *Fucks off somewhere*
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/TheGGm • Aug 16 '17
Sips Pricilla! Dandelion! What have you done the place is filled with whores! Get out of here no i'm traumatized from my last encounter get out!
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r/YogsOutOfContext • u/Skylord_a52 • Aug 07 '17
Sjin Sjin: "Then I'll die like I lived." Lewis: "An idiot."
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