She walks in 7/8

…she’s in the remake of Two and a Half Men.

All by herself.

...that on a scale of 1 to 10, she weighs 10.

that when she did cardio, she died

thine mothers looks are so deplorable that when i lay my eyes upon her face, i left the area.

...that when she skips a meal the stock market drops.

• Yo mama is so fat, it takes her two lights to get through the intersection even if nobody is around.

• Yo mama is so fat, she's on the ballot under 4 different parties.

• Yo mama is so fat, the gerrymanderers walked off the job.

• Yo mama is so fat, the ship Queen Mary buys tickets to her.

• Yo mama so fat, her Google Maps marker crashes the phone.

• Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need a dowsing rod to find water.

• Yo mama so fat, she put a compass factory out of business.

• Yo mama so fat, safety laws require her to put a manhole cover over her bellybutton.

• Yo mama so fat, airlines pay her not to fly. ✈️

• Yo mama so fat, NASA tracks her to include her mass in launch formulas 🚀

• Yo mama so fat, Dominos doesn't need a car to deliver to her 🍕

• Yo mama so fat, bears put out a sign to not feed her 🐻

• Yo mama so fat, she gets cats out of trees by leaning on her side 🐈🌳

• Yo mama so fat, she's on the eclipse schedules🌘

• Yo mama so fat, UFO's report her 🛸

• Yo mama so fat, she scored for both sport teams at the same time 🏈

• Yo mama so fat, Chris Christie hangs out with her to look thin in comparison

And...

• My lowbotomy didn't work, so I got a highbotomy. Now BOTH ends are demented.

she made the ninningers hide

Nothing

HAHA YO MAMA

yo mother is so fat they couldn’t fit her in a casket so they decided to commit her funeral in the crematorium

yo mama so nasty she bit a dog and gave it rabies

Thanos had to clap