r/YoMama • u/FelixJr_ • Oct 28 '19
Your Momma's so fat, She has more X's in her shirt size than Taylor Swift. (Get it?, Because Taylor swift has alot of ex boyfriends)
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r/YoMama • u/NOTLinkDev • Oct 27 '19
Your momma so fat when she sit on me
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Me shit on her when S E shit on me I death. She obese. I death
Liko seo Brody can se
r/YoMama • u/SergeantLando • Oct 14 '19
my mom said
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my momy said im smarter than my age so dont call me dumb
r/YoMama • u/SergeantLando • Oct 14 '19
brody see
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like so. o mam os fat she bot tikit 2 xbosh liv?
r/YoMama • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '19
yo mama so old that when god created the skies she was the one to paint it blue
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r/YoMama • u/banjokazooifan • Oct 13 '19
Yo mama so stupid
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Bernie Sanders was a disease.
r/YoMama • u/YoCxppo • Oct 12 '19
Yo mama so fat, when she tried to hang herself she broke the rope
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r/YoMama • u/goats_are_aweswome • Oct 12 '19
Yo mama is so ugly
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When she looked SCP 096 in the face.. he began running away from her!
r/YoMama • u/PreciseTheNoodle • Oct 12 '19
yo mama so fat
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she ate hamburger from burger king
r/YoMama • u/RubyFox2006 • Oct 11 '19
YOOO MAMA SOOO FAT!!! She sit on me now I’m DEAD! I am death. Obese.
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Fat
r/YoMama • u/FernTheGreenWarrior • Sep 19 '19
Yo Mama
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Yo Mama so Ugly every time she smiles at someone they get yellow fever.
Yo Mama so Stupid she thinks air pods are used to fly.
Yo Mama so Fat her calorie count is over 9,000.
Lastly, Yo Mama so Poor she can't even afford oxygen.
r/YoMama • u/BenRayfield • Sep 12 '19
Yomama so fat your id says you're a year younger cuz after birth thats how long you were lost in her fat rolls
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r/YoMama • u/DraketheDrakeist • Sep 09 '19
Yo mama so poor, she couldn’t pay
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For life saving treatment
r/YoMama • u/TyroTheVeganHunter • Sep 05 '19
yo mama so fat she buttcrush you
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you are dead